TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICANS AND VETERANS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/31/health/auto-brewery-syndrome-dui-womans-body-brews-own-alcohol/?iid=ob_mobile_article_footer_expansion&iref=obinsite

THIS IS CONSIDERED AN EXTREMELY RARE CONDITION. I THINK IT'S BEST TO ACQUIRE AFFORDABLE, RELIABLE, PORTABLE BREATHALYZERS DESIGNED FOR ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE PRIMATES, MANY OF WHOM SUFFER FROM "DRUNKEN MONKEY SYNDROME," BY CONSUMING FERMENTED FRUIT, FOR THE COMMUNION/VILLAGE WINE, CAUSING A COMMOTION, AND RIDING AROUND IN STOLEN, TRICYCLES IN RURAL VILLAGES. IF WE CAN GET FUNDRAISERS, TO ACQUIRE LARGE QUANTITIES FOR ALL PRIMATOLOGISTS, PERHAPS WE CAN BETTER UNDERSTAND HOW TO MANAGE/INDUCE THIS CONDITION. FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME CHILDREN, WHO ARE ALREADY EXPOSED TO THIS ADDICTION IN UTERO, COULD POSSIBLY HAVE THIS ABILITY TO WITHSTAND HIGHER LEVELS OF ALCOHOL, AND OTHER CHEMICALS.

***WHEN TROOPS ARE MASS-POISONED, CAN THEY SAFELY HANDLE THE EFFECTS OF ROOFIES, GHB, DATURA, SCOPOLAMINE, AND KETAMINE, IF THIS RARE CONDITION COULD BE SAFELY INDUCED FOR 72 HOURS?***

***SOUTH VIETNAMESE UNEXPLODED LAND MINES, SHARKS, VENOMOUS INSECTS, TIDAL WAVES, HUMAN-EATING ANACONDAS, HERDS OF STAMPEDING ELEPHANTS, VIOLENT, TERRITORIAL PRIMATES, DRUG CARTELS AND TERRORISTS ARE DANGEROUS THERE THOUGH. THIS STUDY MAY NEVER BE POSSIBLE.***