TO TWINKIE:

https://youtu.be/GqA8dMlPaF8

WHAT I'M THINKING: IF I CAN DO THIS BASHING-ABALONE-IN-A-PANT-LEG-PART LIKE A BOPPY, VALLEY GIRL, THEN MAYBE TWINKIE WILL FEEL SORRY FOR ALL WOMANKIND AND WEAR THOSE K-POP OUTFITS.