DARK SECRETS WHICH ARE TOP SECRET:

AS A TEEN:

I WAS ADDICTED TO "SWEET VALLEY HIGH" BOOK SERIES.

ONCE, I HAD TO GET MY LONG HAIR CUT OUT OF A ROUND, BRISTLE-TOOTHED, CURLING IRON.

ANOTHER TIME, I GOT "ACCIDENTALLY" LOCKED INTO A BEDROOM, AND THE ENTIRE DOOR (HINGES) HAD TO BE REMOVED FROM THE DOOR FRAME.