TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2016/02/02/shadow-knows-furry-forecaster-punxsutawney-phil-predicts-early-spring/79684842/

THE GROUNDHOG IS HOPEFULLY INACCURATE. WE NEED TO PRAY FOR PRECIPITATION, A HUGE AMOUNT OF IT IN COLORADO. THIS WAY, THE IMPOVERISHED, CATHOLIC FAMILIES WITH FOUR, OR MORE KIDS WILL BE ABLE TO AFFORD THEIR WATER BILLS. PLEASE GATHER THOSE FAMILIES UP FOR DONATIONS OF LOW-WATER USAGE LAUNDRY WASHERS, AND TOILETS. PLACING A BRICK IN THE TOILET TANK IS A BUDGET-FRIENDLY METHOD TO SAVE ON WATER. GOING TO A LAUNDRY MAT MAY BE BEST FOR BIG FAMILIES.