TO ALL N.R.A. VETERANS:

THERE'S A DESPERATE, ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED, IMPOVERISHED, RAMSHACKLE FEELING ABOUT THE GREAT SAND DUNES DESERT NATIONAL PARK AREA, IN COLORADO. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO SET UP A HEADQUARTER OFFICE FOR THE N.R.A. FUNDRAISERS, NEXT TO THE C.I.A. BUILDING THERE. FOR SOME REASON, THE DEER OVERPOPULATION HASN'T BEEN RESOLVED. PLEASE PLACE TEN, HOMELESS, FEMALE, MINORITY VETERANS, FROM ENLISTED, APPROVED BY THE N.R.A., IN THE HOTELS, WILLING TO GO DEER HUNTING, AND TRAIN WITH LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT, FOR THREE MONTHS, EVERY YEAR. PLEASE HOST A SKY-DIVING COMPETITION THERE WITH THEM EVERY YEAR.