To All South Vietnamese Army Rangers, Who Are Former POWs:

It's time for LAPD to have a federal fundraiser for the community food banks, Brownies and Cub Scouts year-round, inner city programs. This needs to be supervised by all the African-American, National Guard and U.S. Marines who are homeless, in the LA Metro area (hopefully in safe, PTSD-inclusive shelters).

They're all going to need bright white, heavyweight resumes, matching business cards as Americorps' voluntary, Operational Managers for a veterans' job fair. Please make sure they receive monogrammed, dark navy blue folders and with raised monograms (with their initials) in the same color, to hold each resume and business card.

I want them ready and fully-wardrobed (pro bono) from Brooks Brothers. This way they will get to assist Sydney, Australia's U.S. Embassy with I.T. security programs. They'll need a professional, highly skilled workers' visa there, to oversee all U.S. biotechnology firms in the entire Asian Pacific region. This is safer than sending them to the Southeast Asian countries.