UPDATED: TO ALL FEMALE, MINORITY NUTRITIONISTS:

PLEASE PETITION FOR SUGAR-FREE, CHOLESTEROL-FREE, HEART-HEALTHY, DIABETES-FRIENDLY, ORGANIC, FAIR-WAGE CINNABONS AT ALL MALLS AND SHOPPING CENTER FOOD COURTS. MAYBE IT'S BEST TO TRY TO CREATE A NUTRITIONIST-OWNED, VEGAN SALAD BAR AND BISTRO AT ALL COLORADOAN AND VIRGINIAN SHOPPING CENTERS AND MALLS. PLEASE CHECK SAM'S CLUB'S NON-PERISHABLE FOOD ITEMS FOR NUTRITIONAL VALUES. THERE'S A LACK OF CANNED, SODIUM-FREE, ORGANIC, SWEET POTATOES, ESPECIALLY WITHOUT HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP.