TO ALL ADULT ESL STUDENTS: WRITING PROMPT: CREATING LEGENDS:

PLEASE SAY THIS WITH A PERSIAN ACCENT TO ALL ENLISTED TROOPS FOR AN F.B.I. FUNDRAISER PLAY FOR GLBT F.B.I. SALARY BONUSES. PLEASE LOOK UP MARIA MENOUNOS ON YOUTUBE. LEGEND HAS IT THAT WHENEVER IT HAILS IN COLORADO, CORRUPT, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES WHO ARE ENLISTED, WILL GET HAIL BALLS DIRECTED AT THEIR ABS, TO STRENGTHEN THEM, DURING SAMHAIN. NOW, AMONG THE CORRUPT, ENLISTED, THOSE WHO ARE INFORMANTS TO GLBT, 350 POUND, AFRICAN-AMERICAN, F.B.I. CAN GET A "WAIVER " FROM ST. MICHAEL'S "CHARACTER AND ABDOMINAL DEVELOPMENT" TRAINING.