TO ALL BATTERED, MINORITY MUMS IN COLORADO: GATHER 5 MILLION AFRICAN-AMERICANS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE COLORADANS IS TO READ SUN TZU AND LATCH ONTO EVERY CLASS-ACTION LAWSUIT OPPORTUNITY, LIKE A K-9 HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. YOU HAVE TO ALL TAKE YOUR VITAMINS AND HYDRATE AT THIS HIGH-ALTITUDE. THESE RAPE JIHADISTS, WHO CONTROL THIS ENTIRE STATE ARE HOPEFULLY GOING TO GET ARRESTED WITH KRAV MAGA, TACKLING EXPERTS. IT'S UNFORTUNATE HOW THESE COLORADANS BEHAVE TOWARDS THE POOR, FEMALE, MINORITY DEMOGRAPHIC.