UPDATED: TO ALL FEMINIST, ASIAN-AMERICAN, "MASSA ARMS" FROM THE U.S. NAVY ENLISTED:

PLEASE ARRANGE YOURSELF TO LOOK LIKE HELLS ANGELS, ITALIAN MAFIA, RUSSIAN MAFIA, IRISH MAFIA, CHINESE TRIAD, JAPANESE YAKUZA, COREAN YAKUZA, KKK, MS-13 AND LOS ZETOS IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.