TO ALL POOR MUMS ON A DIET:

I'M CONVINCED THESE SKINNY, ANOREXIC, CRACK ADDICTS IN COLORADO ARE GOING TO REQUIRE DRUG TESTING. NEVER TRUST THESE SKINNY CHEFS RUNNING AROUND, DATING U.S. SPECIAL FORCES, AND LAW ENFORCEMENT. A SIGN OF A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD IS WHEN 75% OF THE WOMEN ARE ON THE CURVIER SIDE.