TO ASIAN-AMERICANS AT N.C.I.S. AND D.E.A. DENVER, CALIFORNIA:

SO MANY NEED METH-FACED, BLEACHED BLONDE, ARYAN COPS FROM HAMPTON, VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA TO PROTECT THOSE GIMPS AND PIMPS AT THE CORNER, RAVING PROPERTY, WITH A TREEHOUSE AT THE INTERSECTION NEAR MY FORMER PLACE IN AUSTRALIA. IT'S PAST TIME TO REMOVE THEM WITH THE CRACK DEALERS, WHO ARE ARYAN LOOKALIKES ON THE BEACH THERE THOUGH.

***GOD FORBID, WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH NAZIS AND MY LAI MASSACRE-ING, INCESTUOUS, NAMEALIKES MARRIED TO EACH OTHER, SUCH AS THE WITT AND WITTES OF OKLAHOMA, OR THE COMMANDER N6 WITH HIS WIFE LOOKALIKE.***