TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN, FEMINISTS FROM D.C. METRO GHETTOS:

I FOUND OUT THAT MY SON'S GREAT UNCLE FRANK RIER WENT TO GET HIS FAMILY TREE CHART FINISHED, AND THERE WERE AFRICAN-AMERICAN RIERS IN THE U.S., BUT WE HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO GET DETAILS FROM HIM, SINCE HE WAS EXTREMELY RACIST ABOUT THAT. ALSO, WHEN I WAS IN AUSTRALIA, AUSTRALIAN WORLD VISION CHARITY ORGANIZATION SENT US A PHOTO OF AN AFRICAN TODDLER WHO LOOKED JUST LIKE MY SON, FROM A VACCINATION CAMPAIGN WE DONATED TOWARDS. I'M CONVINCED THEY'RE RELATED. WE ALSO SPONSORED A GUATEMALAN BOY, IN YEAR 2000, FROM ANOTHER CHARITY. HOPEFULLY, EVERYONE HAS REMEMBERED TO BRING THE ORPHANAGES IN GUATEMALA THEIR MOSQUITO REPELLENT, NETTING, AND VACCINATIONS.