Post-New Year's Realities: Planned Parenthood Fundraising Needed

Now, after the New Year's, let's just assume everyone is possibly pregnant and get large orders of free, prenatal multivitamins with extra calcium to our WIC, EBT population and all teenagers over age 14. I think One A Day, Prenatal, with 200 mg of DHA is economical. It can be used for most breastfeeding mothers.

Let's get the governors, mayors to order those, along with pregnancy test kits, latex condoms, breastfeeding-safe, birth control pills (synthetic progesterin-only pills), Ortho Tri-Cyclen Lo, Nuva Ring, Plan B contraceptives, and FDA-approved, abortion pills.

If it turns out they're not pregnant, or getting an abortion, they can donate their prenatal vitamins to someone who is pregnant, and/or breastfeeding, and in need. To protect the general public, let's also test everyone over fourteen for, diagnose and treat HIV, Hepatitis C, tuberculosis, lead poisoning, all cancers,and all STD's.

***We'll need board-certified, feminist urologists to offer free vasectomies to our prison and ex-convicted adult populations also. For convicted statutory rapists, sex offenders, let's multiply their numbers by ten again. The excess budgeting for them could go to our first responders, who may want a free vasectomy.***