Updated: To N.A.A.C.P.-Approved F.B.I., Ms., Lillith Feminist Magazine Executives:

The City Park Serial Groper/Rapist/Kidnapper on the Denver news had enough information about the suspect, along with a sketch for me to turn over:

Violent Reese, Derek, Shaye, Jed, and Jared from Evergreen, Colorado.  Please ask for Chris and Lianna from Evergreen to turn them over for comprehensive drug testing and criminal profiling by F.B.I. infant rape specialists, who are feminist and minorities. Derek used to live across from the Stagecoach playground, in the beige house. Please also bring in all those violent Tae Kwon Do classmates from Buchanan Recreation Center, Evergreen, Colorado.