Updated: To All Cham Muslim: The Elders Will Need To Be Gathered For Judgment Against Brutal, Israeli Marital Rapists

Hopefully, a Cham Muslim, great-grandmother fundraiser can happen in two days, to assist the United Nations with all matters pertaining to these Israeli diplomatic challenges. We need the great-grandmothers to be brought in to perform these biometric, retinal scanning for identifying these much less fragile, marital rapists. Please get everyone (45,000 great-grandmothers, minimally) ready for ICC. Some may need donated wheelchairs, of course.

***I wonder if a feminist, fundraiser version of the comedy plays, skits similar to the comedic routines detailed in the URL below could be developed for improving the health and well-being of our elderly, Cham Muslim population in the U.S. and abroad.***

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli%E2%80%93Palestinian_Comedy_Tour

Please have feminists re-write this for a Cham Muslim play. A disgruntled, female, Secret Service agent, with a personality similar to "Admiral General Aladeen," is the heroine of the play. After being forced to resign, as Secret Service Director, she attends law school, much like the comedy, "Legally Blonde."

http://www.jewishpost.com/culture/Sandler-Zohan-Confronts-the-Israel-Palestine-Conflict-with-Humor.html