To N.C.I.S., D.E.A. S.O.D., F.B.I., C.I.A., & N.S.A.:

I've decided that it's time for the scary looking, Massa Arms from San Diego to be recruited by all of these strange police, military and intelligence impersonating terrorists. They really want to kidnap him. Also, I wonder why there's a lookalike at the Atlanta, Georgia strip club (ask Nathan) to the Italian-American, Journalism student with a long name (the female, emancipated one from Falls Church High School, in Falls Church, Virginia), CSP and N.C.I.S.?