ON LAOTIAN PRIDE FOR AMERICANIZED LAOTIAN-AMERICAN OFFENSIVELY LABELED "DUST CHILDREN" :

Many adorable transgendered, mixed gender, GLBT, female and male babies who are born into this country may later wonder what is Laotian pride? Laotian pride is becoming a U.S. Navy pilot and Captain. Laotian pride is also in commanding the entire Soviet Union as a U.S. General or U.S. Admiral. That's being "Laotian enough."

QUESTION AND ANSWER FOR THE LAOTIAN-AMERICAN ORPHANS:

HAVE ANY LAOTIAN-AMERICANS EXISTED IN THE JOINT CHIEF CHAIRMAN POSITION-LEVELS THOUGH?

YES, ALTHOUGH THEY DO SEEM LIGHTER-SKINNED, THEY ARE TRULY LAOTIAN PRIDE BABIES. SOME WEAR A RUBBER MASK LIKE IN "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" OR GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO HIDE THEIR LAOTIAN- NESS. SOME MAY BE LIKE "MULAN," A FEMALE DRESSED AS A MALE, PRETENDING TO A BE TRANSGENDERED. IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT THE FEMALE, U.S. ARMY RANGERS ARE INDEED LAOTIAN PRIDE BABIES ALSO.