Tuesday, September 1, 2015

TO ALL DAM NECK, VIRGINIAN MUMS: SWIMMING SCHOLARSHIPS NEEDED AT ALL VIRGINIAN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS:

http://usat.ly/1FidLwr

The ghetto preparation method for girls is co-ed field hockey without shin guards or "rugby" with 250 pound "boys" in D.C. Metro. There, Adam Sandler-esque dodge ball, being thrown into the swimming pools, being sniped at while canoeing, running from flashers, and diving behind every dumpster for cover during daily gang fights on your way home from elementary school will guide you towards "urban survival adaptability."

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