TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

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THIS MUST OCCUR AT EVERY COMMUNITY COLLEGE EVERY WEEKEND, UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS. ENGRAVE THIS INTO ZEN, BUDDHIST, RIVER ROCK STONES AND ATTRIBUTE IT TO "QUEENIE," THE NICKNAME OF MY TALLER LOOKALIKE, PLEASE. SHE MAY BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE BACKLASH OF EVERY ANGRY, CAUCASIAN, ARYAN, NEOCONSERVATIVE BETTER THAN ME.