TO ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES IN COLORADO:

APPARENTLY, WEARING A BLACK DRESS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE TO MY FORMER, WELLS FARGO BANKER, IN HIGHLANDS RANCH, COLORADO. I'M SUPPOSED TO SHOW UP IN BOOTY SHORTS, WHICH ARE THE UNIFORM THERE IN HIGHLANDS RANCH. I KNOW THESE M.B.A.'S ARE ENVISIONING A HOOTERS ENVIRONMENT AT THEIR BANKS, U.S. NAVY SEALS. PLEASE DRAG ALL CAUCASIAN, MALE BANKERS WITH BLOND HAIR IN FOR N.C.I.S. INTERROGATIONS.

***PLEASE HAVE THESE BANKERS REQUEST THE U.S. NAVY SEALS IN BOOTY SHORTS.***