UPDATED: TO ASIAN-AMERICANS AT D.E.A. DENVER, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, AND D.C. METRO:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/06/officer-shot-dies-kentucky/75280910/

HERE, ON WEST COLFAX AVENUE, IF YOU'RE LOOKING AROUND, THERE ARE MANY WAYS THAT A PERSON CAN BE KIDNAPPED, BEYOND REAR-ENDING YOU NEXT TO THE JEFFERSON COUNTY DISTRICT COURT.

FIRST, THE CHILDREN ARE SENT OUT TO RELEASE SMALL DOGS INTO THE STREET, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR VEHICLE, AT THE CORNER OF WARDSWORTH BLVD AND WEST COLFAX AVENUE, IN LAKEWOOD.

WHATEVER IS OCCURING UNDERGROUND, AT SUZIE Q'S POOL HALL IS TO BE BLAMED FOR IT. THE STRATEGY IS TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR VEHICLE, AND MILK YOUR GOOD SAMARITAN INSTINCT.

THIS WAY, AFTER THEY SCOPOLAMINE YOU, YOUR CAR CAN BE TRADED IN, TO NEARBY AUTO DEALERSHIPS FOR $500, EVEN IF IT'S WORTH $5,000. AFTERWARDS YOUR ORGANS WILL BE EFFICIENTLY HARVESTED FOR THE COSTA RICAN AND CANADIAN BLACK MARKETS.

THEN, IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO, IT'S THE SAME. THEY SEND KIDS TO RUN INTO THE HIGHWAY, TO TRY TO GET YOU TO PULL OVER AND FIND OUT WHY THEY'RE UNSUPERVISED.

THE CAUCASIAN, MALE, FORTIES AGED, "HOMELESS" WILL STAND STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE PEDESTRIAN WALKWAY, AT WADSWORTH BLVD AND WEST COLFAX AVENUE, FOR THREE MINUTES. THEY'RE INVOLVED WITH THE CAR-JACKINGS AND KIDNAPPINGS THERE.

***THIS DRUG CARTEL ACTIVITY ESCALATES DURING THE HOLIDAY SEASON, FROM THE JEFFERSON COUNTY DISTRICT COURT, ALL THE WAY INTO DENVER.***

***IN HONOLULU METRO, OAHU, HAWAII, THESE CAUCASIAN, MALE, ELDERLY, ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS APPROACH  ASIAN-AMERICAN, YOUNG, MILITARY MUMS WITH KIDS, AT BARNES AND NOBLES.

THEY'RE STRANGERS, YET ARE LOOKING TO IMMEDIATELY MOVE IN WITH YOU, BECAUSE THEY HAVE A YOUNG, 14 YEAR-OLD, CAUCASIAN, MALE GANGSTER, WHOSE SUPPOSEDLY "HOMELESS." THOSE ARE PLOYS, BY THESE TERRORISTS.***