TO C.I.A. AND N.C.I.S. :

TO C.I.A. GODFATHERS WITH PURPLE HEARTS:

PLEASE DON'T TRUST ALEX FROM SCHWAN'S FOOD DELIVERY CUSTOMER SERVICE OR ALEX FROM RED ROCKS COMMUNITY COLLEGE, CREATIVE WRITING I CLASS (LAKEWOOD, COLORADO). THE LATTER WAS A METH-FACED, ARYAN, BLOND CRIMINAL WHO ENJOYED REGALING THE CLASS ABOUT "FAGGOTS." I BELIEVE HE SEXUALLY MOLESTED LITTLE BOYS.