TO TWINKIE:

I GET A SINKING FEELING ABOUT SUPPOSEDLY FEMINIST, TIPPER AND KARENNA GORE, TWINKIE. LET'S GO AHEAD AND SIGN UP HALF THE COUNTRY, UNDER AGE 65 FOR DAILY, NON-BACKALLEY ABORTIONS IN "IRISH MEDICAL VACATIONS" AGAIN. THIS PROTECTS EVERYONE HOMELESS, MOLESTED, PREGNANT, AND LIVING IN IRISH/APPALACHIAN POVERTY CONDITIONS. JUST RECORD THEIR NAMES AS:

1.  'CAUSE, I AM! 

OR

2.  NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BITCH!

THEN, JUST HAND OVER THE MEDICAL DATABASE TO ALL THOSE ELITISTS, WHO MOLESTED THEM IN THE BOULDER COUNTY, COLORADO POLICE DEPARTMENT.