TO ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/04/us/bird-poop-nuclear-power-shutdown/index.html

IT'S SAD THAT THIS CONTINUES TO HAPPEN, AND I HOPE THAT WE FIND THE TERRORISTS WHO DELIBERATELY RELEASE LARGE FLOCKS OF OVERFED BIRDS, NEAR AND IN U.S. MILITARY BASES, ESPECIALLY CALIFORNIAN ONES.