TO ALL MINORITY FEMINISTS, FROM ENLISTED:

WHICHEVER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE CAN MAKE A ZIKA VIRUS CURE AVAILABLE, FOR ALL PYGMY AFRICANS, FOR FREE, WINS THE HEART OF "THE PENTAGON GODDESS."

***I THINK BERNIE SANDERS WOULD GENEROUSLY SIGN UP AS ZIKA-INFECTED, EVERY NANOSECOND, FOR THE IMPOVERISHED, PREGNANT SAILORS, BEFORE THESE NAZI SUPPORTERS. REMEMBER THOSE MOSQUITO SWARMS/"RUNNERS' SCOOBY SNACKS" IN HAWAII, GEORGIA, VIRGINIA, COLORADO, ILLINOIS, AND MAINE? THE BATS, GNATS AND NO-SEE-UMS WILL PROBABLY ALSO GET ZIKA VIRUS-INFECTED.***