To Al Anon, & All Battered Victims Journal Writing Prompt:

If you need to make a quick decision about a person's character, my sock puppet named "Ricky, the NYC Vice Cop" will immediately mimic heroin, crack-chic gimps and pimps I have known, whinging, "Noooo, don't condemn them to a U.S. military tribunal with a death penalty! They're our Mafia crack dealers. Pleease, we need the heroin and crack so badly."