UPDATED : TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUMS FROM THE D.C. METRO GHETTOS:

PLEASE MAKE SURE TO PETITION CONGRESS ONLINE WITH DONATED CELLPHONES FOR:

THE DONATION OF AN ORGANIC QUINOA AND CATTAIL FLOUR FARM, COWS' MILK (SIMILAC ADVANCE ORGANIC) DAIRIES, BUFFALO MEAT RANCHES THE SIZE OF DELAWARE TO THE POPE, FOR MAKING MORE HIGH-ENERGY BISCUITS FOR AFRICAN ORPHANS IN THE CONGO.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_Energy_Biscuits

IT'S BETTER IF THE BISCUITS CONTAINED WHEY PROTEIN POWDER, INFANT FORMULA, SMOKED/CURED/TINNED BUFFALO SAUSAGES, CHIA SEEDS, DEHYDRATED, PROTEIN-RICH VEGGIES, AND USDA ORGANIC, UHT CHEESES.