DEAR DIARY: WHY DID I KEEP SO MANY DRAFTS?

I HAVE MIRACULOUSLY CLEARED THINGS OUT ON A WEEKLY, MONTHLY, SEASONAL AND ANNUAL BASIS. EVERY YEAR, I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY GET RID OF MORE JUNK.

THIS WILL HOPEFULLY BE SOMETHING I CAN FEEL PROUD OF, AS I TRY TO TO GET RID OF MORE OLD DRAFT JUNK. I THINK I BETTER TRY TO RELEASE MYSELF FROM THIS HABIT OF KEEPING MY FINISHED, WRITING PROJECTS.

NO LONGER ON KEEPING THOSE OLD DRAFTS. NO LONGER AM I ALLOWED TO KEEP ANYMORE OLD BOOKS. FROM NOW ON, I AM NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP MY DESK MORE THAN ONE QUARTER FULL.