TO ALL F.B.I., ASIAN-AMERICAN SPECIAL FORCES, N.C.I.S., AND D.C. METRO N.A.A.C.P.:

YESTERDAY, THERE WAS A NICKEL, WITH BLACK TAR, ON ITS MONTGOMERY REVERSE, TUCKED INTO MY FRONT DOOR STEP, AS A FORM OF FIVE PERCENTER, ALABAMA SIGNALING. THERE ARE ALABAMA KKK THAT ARE THREATENING TO TAR, FEATHER AND CRUCIFY MY AFRICAN-AMERICANS, FROM ALABAMA, WHO ARE MASTER-AT-ARMS/LAW ENFORCEMENT FROM MY BOOTCAMP IN COLORADO.