TO ALL U.S. SPECIAL FORCES, AND ALL U.S. MARINE VETERANS FROM THE TOP SECRET CLEARANCE COMMUNITY:

PLEASE DON'T TRUST ANY JEFFERSON COUNTY MOTOR VEHICLE CLERKS, FROM 1 PM TO 2:30 PM, TODAY, IN 100 JEFFERSON COUNTY PARKWAY, SECOND FLOOR, GOLDEN, COLORADO, WITH THE IDENTITIES OF ANY LEGLESS, T.B.I., U.S. MARINES FROM THE TOP SECRET CLEARANCE COMMUNITY.