TO ALL HOMELAND SECURITY DENVER, AND ASIAN-AMERICAN VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/23/europe/drunk-russian-sailor-crash-cargo-ship/?iid=ob_videoleaf_organicfooter_mobile&iref=obnetwork

TO PROTECT ALL NATO ALLIES, ALL SAILORS NEED TO PASS THROUGH A BREATHALYZER TEST, BEFORE TAKING OVER THE SHIP/SUBMARINE'S NAVIGATIONAL SYSTEMS. THIS ACCIDENT COULD HAVE INVOLVED NUCLEAR WEAPONS BEING DAMAGED, DELIBERATELY. PLEASE CHECK ALL PERSONNEL AND THE SCOTTISH SITE AGAIN FOR NUCLEAR CONTAMINATION.