TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS:

PLEASE SAY THIS IN AN IRANIAN ACCENT:

THE DANISH GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS NEED TO BE INTERROGATED ABOUT THE MASS, DIGITAL SODOMY OF INFANTS, WHO ARE IMPOVERISHED, HELPLESS REFUGEES. THERE ARE SCANNING BOOTHS, AND NON-INVASIVE, QUICK, ACCURATE TECHNOLOGICAL SOLUTIONS, USED AT MOST MAJOR AIRPORTS IN THE WORLD.