To N.C.I.S., D.E.A. S.O.D., & F.B.I.:

Please ask Tora D. who her massage school classmates are, because she mentioned one was abusing a disabled man. The Caucasian, male, who was vegan? Also, don't trust Massage Envy, in Westminster, near the Target, on 120th. Once, I heard what sounded like prostitution sounds, from a room near me. Another time, a Caucasian, male CMT inappropriately groped the sides of my chest.

(There's a PYM license plate in my parking lot right now, for documentation.)