To Feminist, Minority D.E.A. S.O.D.:

Be careful of that black, Porsche 911 that is often at Lakewood, Colorado's Philnor Liquors, across from the bordello/smokeshop next to the 7-11. It's been criminally stalking me four times now, and is part of the Clifton,Virginia LSD, scopolamine, meth drug cartels (country clubs). They like to move drugs off the docks every full moon to the Volkswagen dealership with Snap-On Tools vans, that Tora Duong would go to, where one-armed Bart worked.