To South Vietnamese Army Rangers: Please Hire More FULL-TIME, African-American, Teen College Interns At Anthropologie, Urban Outfitters:

To attract the teen demographic, try to offer a free beauty sample of Urban Decay eyeshadow in neutral, matte browns, taupes at Anthropologie and Urban Outfitters. Also, Bobbi Brown sample bags with SPF, oil-free, mineral makeup, talc-free, blemish-clearing, undereye liquid concealers, for all skincolors.