TO ALL TOYS R US SHOPPERS IN COLORADO:

REMEMBER HOW I HAVE A STUFFED MONKEY TOY? THE CRIMINAL STALKERS ACTUALLY SPED AROUND ME, AND THREW A STUFFED MONKEY ONTO THE I-70 EASTBOUND HIGHWAY IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, RIGHT NEXT TO BARNES AND NOBLES, IN THE DENVER WEST SHOPPING CENTER THIS SUMMER. THEY'RE BRUTAL SAVAGES THAT WANT TO MOLEST ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. NAVY SEALS. IT'S THE PEDOPHILES THAT WORK AT THE TOYS R US, WHERE I GOT THE STUFFED MONKEY.