To Feminist, Minority N.C.I.S., C.I.A., & N.S.A.:

Remember that "psychic," a female, Caucasian, in Melbourne Metro that advised Nathan to drink salt water and sold him sea salt? They're not allowed. He had pre-hypertension at the time. Please bring them, and all their people to the N.C.I.S. cardiologists. I disagred with their advice, but they're not allowed to criminally stalk and harass me with their prank calls, or Blavatsky, Aryan Root Race terrorists in Hampton, Victoria, Australia.