To D.E.A. S.O.D., F.B.I., N.C.I.S., C.I.A., Australian SASR & A.C.L.U.: Pediatric Orthopedic Surgeon, 5/6th Grade

Remember that Caucasian, male, young, pediatric orthopedic surgeon I had to go to in 5/6th grade? He had a Northern Virginian office. My father took me there b/c my school nurse thought I had scoliosis. I didn't have that though. Instead, I had to be "examined," which involved the pediatric orthopedic surgeon opening my legs, while I was laying down on the exam table, and staring at my underwear/panties.

I then got referred to a Caucasian, male, regular orthopedic surgeon, by him, because he said he couldn't tell, since I was older than most of his pediatric patients. The orthopedic surgeon I was taken to next needed to pinch my hipbones extremely hard, causing me pain. This was to measure my leg lengths, which were also normal. He also found no sign of scoliosis during the rest of the examination.

Please pass this onto the F.B.I., N.C.I.S., D.E.A. S.O.D., C.I.A., Australian SASR, and A.C.L.U. I hope these medically-literate criminals don't have access to the Reston, Virginia, or U.S. military laboratories to gain access to the ebola virus.

Thank you,
W.C. Duong Hemingway
Lakewood, Colorado,
Former U.S. Navy, RM3,
Admiral's Radioman,
MDC Supervisor,
COMSUBPAC, N6, N65
PEARL HARBOR,
HAWAII