To African-American, N.S.A., Secret Service In D.C. Metro:

I've updated my ISIL/ISIS terrorist list, and hope that there will be 10,000 feminist, minority N.S.A., and Secret Service agents assigned to supervise their 50-year background investigations and month-long, intensive, ISIL interrogations. We can't allow ISIL to continually flourish within the state of Colorado, including its corrupted court systems, and law enforcement.