To Feminist, A.C.L.U. & N.A.A.C.P.:

It's better at the Arvada APEX recreational center, if half the children's ice hockey classes, team sports clinics are instructed by minority, feminist, single mothers, bilingual in Mexican Spanish, American English for our feminist, ice hockey students. Please get all the pregnant vice police officers who are female, Mexican-American, African-American, and fit this profile. They should be employed there, as job-sharing, part-time, office administrators/managers, in order to mentor our co-ed, scholarship children who are impoverished, from Eiber Elementary School, in Lakewood, Colorado.