To Feminist, Minority, Asian-American D.E.A. S.O.D.:

Yesterday, at 1:40 p.m., approximately:

A sports sedan, white-colored, with out-of-state "911..." AQAP terrorist-signaling license plates, parallel parked near St. Paul's Episcopal Church, on the Jeffco Open School side, possibly Wyoming. It was similar to an Audi Quattro TT, but smaller in size.

At 2 p.m. approximately:

A dark sedan with Nevada license plates was on W. Colfax Avenue, headed toward the Jeffco District Court, next to me at the I-70 Eastbound ramp.

At 2:30 p.m., approximately:

A "555..." Colorado license plate on a sedan was next to me on C-470 Eastbound

At 2:32 p.m., approximately:

A Hummer SUV, new, tan/khaki-colored, with black trim and Colorado license plates was road-raging next to me and almost hit my car/tried to side-swipe me while speeding.

Please locate and bring in everyone and their people, along with the black, Porsche 9-11 criminally stalking terrorists from Philnor Liquors parking lot on W. Colfax Avenue. Please bring in every single Tri-State, and Florida AQAP terrorist suspect associated with them to VMI-approved, ISIL counter-terrorism interrogators, bilingual in Arabic, at Homeland Security and then to Colombian-American N.C.I.S. from D.C. Metro.