TO ALL A.C.L.U. ATTORNEYS:

THE POTHEADS SMOKING WEED IN EVERY FAST FOOD ESTABLISHMENT, IN FALLS CHURCH, VIRGINIA'S LOEHMANN'S PLAZA WILL GET EVERY POOR CASHIER FIRED. PLEASE BRING IN ALL MANAGERS TO FILE A VICTIMS' STATEMENT TO PREVENT THEM FROM BEING ARRESTED FOR WORKING IN THE D.C. METRO GHETTOS AND BARRIOS.