TO SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS, C.I.A., N.S.A., AND ALL D.C. METRO DEMOCRATS:

PLEASE CHECK THROUGH MY BLOG POSTINGS FROM TODAY AND RETINALLY-SCAN EVERYONE AGAIN.

TO ALL N.C.I.S. AND AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS: NAME-ALIKE DEANS, LOOK-ALIKE ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS:

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0TJ23K20151130

THE ABUSIVE, RED-HAIRED, CAUCASIAN, MALE, ET/ELECTRICAL TECHNICIAN SUBMARINER/BUBBLEHEAD FROM MY SECTION (WITH TRINIA HUNT) HAS A LOOKALIKE FROM MY SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA COMMAND. THE TWO ARE DIFFERENT.

THAT CALIFORNIAN, SUBMARINER CLAIMING TO BE A RADIOMAN, WAS ALSO SIMILAR TO AN ELECTRICAL TECHNICIAN/ELECTRICIAN/ELECTRICAL ENGINEER, FIRST CLASS PETTY OFFICER. SUBMARINERS WHO WERE RADIOMEN AT THAT TIME WERE TYPICALLY E.T.'S ALSO. HE WAS TALLER, NICE PERSONALITY, AND WAS FREQUENTLY TRAVELING TO JAPAN, TO SELL JEANS, ESPECIALLY LEVI'S.

***IN ARTICLE LINK ABOVE, THE COINCIDENTAL SURNAME/LAST NAME DEAN, IS STRANGE, CONSIDERING BOTH RM1 DEAN AND HIM ARE AFRICAN-AMERICAN, ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS.***

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS: ESCARGOT SUBSTITUTES:

http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/ingredients/detail/escargot

MUSSEL ROES (FRESH/THAWED)/RAW OYSTERS/CLAM/SCALLOPS MAY BE A CREAMY SUBSTITUTE FOR ESCARGOT SNAILS. USE THAT WITH ITALIAN PESTO, AND THE SAVEUR MAGAZINE RECIPE FOR ESCARGOT IN BOURGUIGNONNE.

http://culinaryarts.about.com/od/fishseafood/p/freshscallops.htm

***SEA SCALLOPS ARE MORE DELICATE/BLAND IN FLAVOR THAN THE BAY SCALLOPS. I PREFER THE BAY SCALLOPS BETTER FOR MOST RECIPES. IT IS BEST TO SELECT CHEMICAL-FREE, OR DRY-PACKED.***

TO POOR MUMS: SEE UPDATED MUSHROOM GRAVY RECIPE FM PREVIOUS POST:

http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Escargots-Bourguignonne-Snails-in-Garlic-Herb-Butter

THE BUTTER SHOULD BE SUBSTITUTED WITH AN ITALIAN PESTO.

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS: MUSHROOM GRAVY:

8 TO 10 CUPS OF MUSHROOM AND CHICKEN GRAVY WITH CHARDONNAY:

1 CUP OF LOUIS JADOT UNOAKED CHARDONNAY

1 CUP OF ORGANIC QUINOA FLOUR

8 CUPS ORGANIC, FAT-FREE CHICKEN BROTH, SODIUM-FREE

12 TBL OF ORGANIC, BROWN RICE BRAN OIL BUTTER (SUBSTITUTE WITH CREAM OF CHICKEN SOUP, ORGANIC, MSG-FREE, AUTOLYZED YEAST EXTRACT-FREE, FAT-FREE, SODIUM-FREE)

4 STRIPS OF FINELY-MINCED, TURKEY BACON, OVEN-BAKED, DRAINED, USDA ORGANIC, REDUCED-SODIUM, REDUCED-FAT
(SUBSTITUTE WITH BOILED, FINELY-MINCED, VEGAN OR TURKEY BACON) 

5 CUPS/40 OUNCES OF RECONSTITUTED, FINELY-MINCED, PORCINI, CREMINI, CEPE, AND CHANTARELLE MUSHROOMS

2 CUPS OF NONFAT, EVAPORATED MILK, UNSWEETENED, UHT PASTEURIZED

2 TBL OF SALT-FREE, CAVENDER'S ALL-PURPOSE, GREEK SEASONING

1/3 CUP OF ORGANIC SHALLOTS, FINELY-MINCED

1/3 CUP OF RAW, SASHIMI GRADE, SEA URCHIN ROE (FULLY-PUREED, BEFORE BEING FULLY-COOKED IN THE CHARDONNAY, MUSHROOM GRAVY)
SUBSTITUTE WITH ESCARGOTS, FRENCH-STYLE, FINELY-MINCED, DEPENDING UPON YOUR ENTREE

http://www.saveur.com/article/Recipes/Escargots-Bourguignonne-Snails-in-Garlic-Herb-Butter

THE BUTTER CAN BE SUBSTITUTED WITH ITALIAN PESTO. 

TO ALL VIRGINIAN AND GEORGIAN MUMS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/11/30/pentagon-syria-isil-ash-carter-mac-thornberry/76579812/

A) THEY DON'T HAVE MUSHROOM GRAVY AND BISCUITS HERE THAT ARE TRULY SOUTHERN.

B) THIS MAY HAVE LED TO HALF OF COLORADO SUPERMAX PRISONERS ESCAPING THEIR PRISONS THIS YEAR.

C) WHAT HAPPENED IN KIEV, UKRAINE, TO ALL THOSE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS, WHO WERE RUSSIANS? DID WE SUDDENLY START TO TRUST AND RECRUIT THEM?

D) THE UKRAINIAN REBELS WHO ASSAULT U.S. DOD CONTRACTORS ARE PROBABLY GETTING TRAINED BY RUSSIANS TO ASSASSINATE THE U.S. MILITARY LEADERS. ALL OF THE INTERNAL THREATS, WHO ARE RAPE ADDICTS, IN U.S. MILITARY LEADERSHIP ROLES NEED TO BE TURNED OVER TO N.C.I.S.

TO ALL RADIOMEN:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/columnist/komando/2015/11/30/beware-these-three-facebook-scams/76296670/

ALL ISP'S: CELLPHONE, CABLE, PHONE PROVIDERS NEED TO BE ARRESTED FOR IMPERSONATING, AND CRIMINALLY-STALKING THE VETERANS, AND U.S. MILITARY.

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

http://www.uyenluu.com/recipe/vietnamese-dessert-recipe-re-hydrated-logans-lotus-seed-wakame-seaweed-in-pandan-infusion/

STRESS CAN TRIGGER SUGAR CRAVINGS IN FOOD INSECURITY-PRONE IMMIGRANTS, WHICH LEADS TO EATING ONE'S FEELINGS WITH HIGH-GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD DESSERTS, INSTEAD OF ADDRESSING THE FOOD INSECURITY.

THEN, THE HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP OF THE CANNED, ASIAN FRUITS, SUCH AS LOGANS, CAN CAUSE CORTISOL, AND INSULIN TO OVERPRODUCE, LEADING TO HORMONAL IMBALANCES. OVERTIME, THIS UNRESOVED STRESS CAUSES DIABETES, NOT JUST HORMONAL, ACNE BREAKOUTS.

THERE IS A GRAIN OF TRUTH TO THE LOGAN FRUIT CONNECTION TO ACNE, BUT ONLY IN THE SENSE THAT IT INVOLVES EATING HIGH-GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD FRUITS, PERHAPS AS AN UNHEALTHY WAY TO COPE WITH STRESS, POST-SECONDARY PTSD, FROM BEING A REFUGEE, AND FOOD INSECURITY.

TO ALL COLORADO SPRINGS' FOCUS ON THE FAMILY LAW ENFORCEMENT:

CLAUDIA SIKMEIER ALLUDED TO AN AFFAIR WITH HER CHILDREN'S PEDIATRICIAN. I HOPE EVERYONE IS BROUGHT IN FOR STD TESTING AND AWAY FROM ALL CHILDREN, IN POSITIONS OF TRUST.

TO ALL POOR, FEMALE, FEMINIST, AFRICAN-AMERICANS:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blepharospasm

ALTHOUGH RARE, THE BENZEDIAZEPINE WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS (EXCESSIVE BLINKING, OR BLEPHAROSPASMS) IN BOTH THE FALLS CHURCH, VIRGINIAN, F.C.H.S., AP EUROPEAN HISTORY TEACHER AND THE SOUTHERN BAPTIST HEAD IN HIGHLANDS RANCH CHURCH, BOTH RACIST, CAUCASIAN ABUSERS IS TOO COINCIDENTAL. PLEASE BRING IN ALL THEIR HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS, AND CIRCLE OF DRUG DEALERS.

***IN LITTLETON, COLORADO, THE ABUSIVE, CAUCASIAN, MARRIAGE COUNSELOR, CLAUDIA SIKMEIER HAS TO BE RE-ARRESTED. HER PEDIATRICIANS FOR HER OWN CHILDREN INCLUDE A RAPIST.***

TO SECRET SERVICE:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2015/11/30/climate-paris-talks-obama-global-warming-editorials-debates/76578684/

THE 30 NOVEMBER 2015, PARIS, FRANCE PHOTO OF THE U.S. PRESIDENT IN FRONT OF A ROW OF PLASTIC, WATER BOTTLES SEEMS INAPPROPRIATE, CONSIDERING HE WAS AT A CLIMATE CHANGE DISCUSSION. WHOEVER ARRANGED THAT PHOTO WITH THE CHINESE PRESIDENT XI JINPING WILL NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUMS IN ILLINOIS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/11/30/naacp-president-arrested-chicago-protests/76580890/

HERE, THE STORY IS THAT THESE LAW ENFORCEMENT SOMEHOW HAVE A RIGHT TO ARREST, AND ILLEGALLY DETAIN PEACEFUL PROTESTORS. THERE NEEDS 75% MORE FEMINIST, AFRICAN-AMERICAN LAW ENFORCEMENT IN ILLINOIS.

ARRESTING AND ILLEGALLY DETAINING THESE COMMUNITY, CIVIL RIGHTS LEADERS IS AKIN TO ARRESTING, JAILING, MOLESTING AND THEN ASSASSINATING MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. IF WE GIVE THESE HATE JIHADISTS AN INCH, THEY WILL TAKE THAT TYPE OF MILE FROM OUR MINORITY COMMUNITIES.

TO D.E.A. DENVER:

TODAY, AT 4 PM, A FEMALE SCREAMED FOR A MINUTE LIKE A CRACK ADDICT NEXT TO JEFFCO OPEN SCHOOL. A MINUTE PRECLUDING THAT SCREAM, A CAR ALARM WENT OFF FOR 10 SECONDS. IT MAY HAVE BEEN A CRACK DEAL GONE WRONG. I WOULDN'T ADVISE BELIEVING EITHER SIDE IN THOSE DISPUTES.

TO ALL POOR MUMS IN COLORADO:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/11/30/chicago-cop-who-shot-laquan-mcdonald-back-court/76555986/

ALL THE WILLIAM OTTO MACDONALD CIRCLE OF CLIFTON, VIRGINIA ARE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS. THEY ALSO DID PCP, AND OTHER VIOLENT, HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS.

PLEASE DON'T TRUST EITHER SIDE HERE UNTIL EVERYONE IS GATHERED UP, BY THE C.I.A. AND N.C.I.S. IT'S FREQUENTLY THE CASE THAT THESE SHOOTINGS INVOLVE ORGANIZED CRIME SYNDICATES, IN BOTH CIVILIAN (NON-LAW ENFORCEMENT) AND NON-CIVILIAN COMMUNITIES.

TO ALL FEMINIST MUMS IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO:

TODAY, AN ALTO-VOICED, FEMALE WAS SHOUTING, HOWLING INCOHERENTLY, AS IF INEBRIATED, FOR A COUPLE MINUTES, AND A FEW DOGS WERE AGGRESSIVELY BARKING AT THE SAME TIME, NEXT TO JEFFCO OPEN SCHOOL AT 2 PM APPROXIMATELY.

TO N.A.A.C.P. MUMS:

THE BLONDE, HIPPIE-DRESSED, ARYAN, HARASSING, DEEP-VOICED, ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, FEMALE CASHIER AT HIGHLANDS RANCH, COLORADO WAL-MART THIS SUMMER, WHEN I BOUGHT GARDENING SUPPLIES, PLANTS, WAS HIRED TO SUPERVISE OUR FOODS, AND BEVERAGES BY NOW. I HOPE EVERY CASHIER THERE CAN BE RE-APPROVED BY THE N.A.A.C.P. FEMINISTS.

TO ALL PEDIATRICIANS IN DENVER METRO:

http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2005-05-04/features/0505030356_1_anabolic-steroids-stunting-growth-side-effects

THIS ANABOLIC STEROID EPIDEMIC IN FEMALE TEENS CAUSES STUNTED GROWTH/FAILURE TO THRIVE, AND BABIES WITH MIXED-GENDER REPRODUCTIVE SYSTEMS.

THERE'S A LACK OF AWARENESS, AND IT LEADS TO INCREASED ANABOLIC STEROID USE, LONG-TERM, INCLUDING IN HISPANIC-AMERICAN, AFFLUENT, WHITE COLLAR, UPPER MIDDLE CLASSES.

FOR SOME REASON THERE IS A LARGE AMOUNT OF CUSHINGS DISEASE SYMPTOMS IN DENVER METRO AREA, IN WOMEN WHO ARE CAUCASIAN, AND OVER AGE 40. I WONDER WHY?

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

HOW COME DOCTORS VISION WORKS AT COLORADO MILLS MALL, LAKEWOOD, COLORADO RECOMMENDED I "FIX" MY ASIAN EYES, AT A PLASTIC SURGEON IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO?

HE WAS A CAUCASIAN MAN, WHO HAD SHORT, BROWN HAIR, AND PREVIOUSLY WORKED AT THAT LAKEWOOD, PLASTIC SURGERY CLINIC NEXT TO DENVER WEST SHOPPING CENTER.

TO ALL GASTROENTEROLOGISTS, AND ALL SURGEONS:

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSKBN0TJ1BZ20151130

THOSE GASTRIC BANDING AND SURGERY OPTIONS FOR THE MORBIDLY OBESE NEED TO BE STUDIED, ALONG WITH EYE SURGERIES THAT CAN CAUSE BLINDNESS TEN YEARS, POST-OPERATION.

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN CHILDREN HAVE TO BE BROUGHT IN TO BE CHECKED FOR ASTHMA, AND ILLNESSES CAUSED BY URBAN, SMOG POLLUTION. HERE, IN COMMERCE, COLORADO, THE EPA WILL NEED TO BE RE-APPROVED BY ALL POOR MUMS, OF EVERY RACE.

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS: ASIAN SALAD FESTIVAL NEEDED AT ALL PTA'S:

http://www.sfchronicle.com/recipes/article/Recipe-Pork-Tacos-With-Pineapple-Jalape-o-Salsa-6615475.php

IT SEEMS TIME TO PUT FRESH CILANTRO, FRESH, PEELED, MINCED, GINGER, FRESH, PEELED, DE-SEEDED LYCHEES, AND FRESH, PINEAPPLE TIDBITS IN NATURAL JUICES, INTO ALL ASIAN SALADS.

***HEALTHY, ASIAN, PINEAPPLE VINAIGRETTE DRESSINGS NEED TO BE MADE FOR HOLIDAY GIFTS THIS YEAR, FOR EVERYONE.***

UPDATED: TO ALL COLORADO PTA MUMS, AND ALL POOR MUMS IN ASHEVILLE, N.C.:

http://www.hawaiianquiltwholesale.com/store/index.php?ctg=35

THESE ADD A BRIGHT SPLASH OF COLOR TO THE LIVING ROOMS, AND BEDROOMS. THEY DON'T HAVE TO MATCH, IF YOU CREATE EACH ONE, FOUR TIMES LARGER, IN VELVET, FOR A DAYBED. THE PASTEL YELLOW VELVET ON IVORY, WITH PINEAPPLE PRINT IS MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOR DAYBED QUILTS.

https://www.google.com/search?q=pineapple+quilt+yellow+hawaii&prmd=isvn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjjhai_gLnJAhUT4GMKHQJcD0kQ_AUIBygB&biw=601&bih=962

PLEASE ASK THE BAND COLDPLAY, AND JACK JOHNSON, TO PERFORM FOR A FUNDRAISER, IN ASHEVILLE, N.C. AND COLORADO SPRINGS, TO BENEFIT THE LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT.

TO ALL COLORADO PTA CHRISTIANS:

https://www.alohaoutlet.com/Shops/108/en/Search.aspx?CatId=1703

PLEASE CREATE A HAWAIIAN VERSION OF "DEATH BECOMES HER," FOR A CHURCH PLAY, TO RAISE CHARITY FUNDS FOR OUR SHARK ATTACK VICTIMS IN COLORADO.

TO ALL WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

http://www.cledepeaubeaute.com/makeup?cm_mmc=SEM-_-Google-_-Generic-_-CDP_G_USA_NB_EXACT_MAKEUP&gclid=CjwKEAiAhPCyBRCtwMDS5tzT03gSJADZ8VjRB5oeAoHPqvn8-N6TpEU2tUpgzmthQxNIYl9sNPpCdBoCaWbw_wcB

PLEASE CREATE BIODEGRADABLE, ASIAN FAN, COSMETIC COMPACTS WITH ECO-CORN CELLULOSE, AND ORGANIC BAMBOO. THE LINE OF MINERAL MAKEUP HAS TO BE DESIGNED FOR SEASONAL ALLERGIES IN MIND, E.G. NO CHAMOMILE, POLLEN, RAGWEED, PETROLEUM-BASED INGREDIENTS, FRAGRANCES, ARTIFICIAL COLORANTS/DYES, OR TALC.

TO ALL MINORITY RAPE VICTIMS:

http://www.usatoday.com/media/cinematic/video/76395724/

I KNEW IT WAS THE MILKMAN, AND EMPLOYEES FROM SAFEWAY THAT MASS POISONED ALL THE CHICAGO, MINORITY CHILDREN ALSO. DON'T LET ANYONE THAT PREYED UPON ME NEAR THE PLACES OF WORSHIP IN CHICAGO. ALL AIRPORT EMPLOYEES NEED REAPPROVAL BY EVERY MINORITY ORGANIZATION. 95% OF ILLINOIS LAW ENFORCEMENT WILL NEED RETINAL-SCANNING, AND LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING BY MS. AND LILITH, FEMINIST MAGAZINE EXECUTIVES.

TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE-AMERICAN MUMS IN ILLINOIS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/11/30/u-chicago-cancels-monday-classes-after-gun-violence-threat/76546560/

PLEASE LEAD THE ORPHANS FROM THE REFUGEE CAMPS TO TESTIFY AGAINST EVERY SOCIALITE AT UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO. EVERYONE KNOWS NOW THAT THOSE ARYAN, NAZI, COCAINE ADDICTS TRIED TO INJECT THE REFUGEES' MASS-MURDERED INFANTS INTO THEIR BODIES, TO "REJUVENATE," A LA "DEATH BECOMES HER" FILM.

TO ALL MUMS IN NORTH CAROLINA:

http://www.ecotulips.com/planting-and-growing-guide-spring-flowering-bulbs/

ORGANIC, MUSHROOM COMPOST MIXED WITH ORGANIC, BONE MEAL MAY BE BEST, DEPENDING UPON SOIL AERATION, AND PH. PLEASE FIND A HILLY, SUNNY AREA WITH EXCELLENT DRAINAGE IN ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA, THAT HAS 6 TO 7 SOIL PH FOR THE TULIP BULBS.

TO ALL MUMS IN NORTH CAROLINA:

https://www.google.com/search?q=tulips+of+amsterdam&oq=tulips+of+&aqs=chrome.2.0j69i57j0l2.5377j0j4&client=tablet-android-hms-tmobile-us-noonebox&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=1c3D9k1UQQEbbM%3A

PLEASE GATHER FOR A TULIP FESTIVAL IN ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA. EVERY POOR MUM WILL NEED TULIP EXPERT GARDENERS TO LEAD FREE WORKSHOPS THERE.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.rei.com/product/681260/outdoor-knots-waterproof-plastic-fan-pack?cm_mmc=cse_PLA_GOOG-_-6812600010&CAWELAID=120217890000866793&lsft=cm_mmc:cse_PLA_GOOG

HERE'S SOFT PRETZEL INSPIRATION.

TO ALL COLORADO VETERANS:

https://mobile.twitter.com/BackpackerMag/status/671344188043071488?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

PLEASE HOST A SOFT PRETZEL, NAUTICAL KNOT TYING CONTEST EVERY WEEK, ON MONDAY MORNINGS, FOR THE POOR CHILDREN.

UPDATED: TO ALL F.D.A., AND ALL WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

SALT-FREE, 98% FAT-FREE/MORE FOR CANNED, JARRED FOOD ITEMS SHOULD BE 95% OF THE WAL-MART SELECTION IN THE GENERIC BRAND.

***CHINESE SALT WITH PLASTIC NANOPARTICLES WILL NEED TO BE LOOKED FOR, EVERY HOUR AT ALL WAL-MART LOCATIONS. A TEAM OF 5 MILLION MEDICAL DOCTORS NEED TO BE EMPLOYED AT WAL-MART TO OVERSEE THIS OPERATION.***

***WAL-MART NEEDS TO RE-INVESTIGATE THE SAFETY OF ALL CRYSTAL WARE, FOR LEAD POISONING RISKS.***

TO ALL POOR MUMS: SALT-FREE, ONLINE MARKETPLACE:

http://healthyheartmarket.com/cavendersallpurposegreekseasoning.aspx

TO POOR MUMS IN GEORGIA:

https://www.google.com/search?q=braided+soft+pretzel&client=tablet-android-hms-tmobile-us-noonebox&prmd=sivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjEvM_M0rjJAhVBFGMKHU_sDkoQ_AUICCgC&biw=601&bih=962

IT'S TIME TO CREATE QUINOA FLOUR, UNSALTED, FAT-FREE, BRAIDED, GERMAN, SOFT PRETZEL BREAD LOAVES EVERY WEEKEND. A PLATTER OF VEGAN BRATWURST, AND 99% FAT-FREE, TURKEY BREAST ONES CAN BE SERVED WITH DIJON MUSTARD, REDUCED-FAT, PROBIOTIC-RICH, BLUE CHEESE, YOGURT DIPS, AND RAW VEGGIE PLATTER.

***INSTEAD OF SALT, TRY SALT-FREE, CAVENDER'S GREEK, ALL-PURPOSE SEASONINGS.***

TO ALL POOR MUMS ON A DIET:

I'M CONVINCED THESE SKINNY, ANOREXIC, CRACK ADDICTS IN COLORADO ARE GOING TO REQUIRE DRUG TESTING. NEVER TRUST THESE SKINNY CHEFS RUNNING AROUND, DATING U.S. SPECIAL FORCES, AND LAW ENFORCEMENT. A SIGN OF A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD IS WHEN 75% OF THE WOMEN ARE ON THE CURVIER SIDE.

TO ALL MINORITY, FEMALE, FEMINIST LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/ousivMolt/idUSKBN0TJ1T320151130

PLEASE INVESTIGATE ALL REALTORS WHO PUT HOMES ON THE MARKET AT OVER-INFLATED PRICES. THE AMOUNT OF EARNEST MONEY HAS TO BE REDUCED FIFTY PERCENT FROM THE NORM, TO ENCOURAGE HOME OWNERSHIP, WITH FAMILIES WHO ARE DRUG-FREE.

http://www.realtor.com/advice/finance/understanding-the-earnest-money-deposit-2/

ANY REALTOR WHO HIDES EARNEST FUNDS NEEDS TO BE TURNED OVER TO HOMELAND SECURITY, IN CASE THEY'RE HARBORING ISIL, NUCLEAR, DIRTY BOMBERS.

***50% OF LAW ENFORCEMENT NEED TO BECOME LICENSED, REAL ESTATE BROKERS FROM NOW ON. TRY TO TRAIN 95% OF THE IMPOVERISHED, MINORITY, FEMALE, COMMUNITY COLLEGE STUDENTS TO BE LICENSED, REAL ESTATE BROKERS/AGENTS.***

TO SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS:

EVERY 19TH OF THE MONTH, ESPECIALLY ON AUGUST 19TH, PLEASE GATHER UP EVERYONE FOR RETINAL-SCANNING AND LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING.

TO N.A.A.C.P. MUMS:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Virginia_earthquake

THE EARTHQUAKE THAT HIT BOTH VIRGINIA AND COLORADO AT THE SAME TIME WAS CAUSED BY TERRORISTS. THEY WERE DRILLING HOLES INTO THE EARTH'S CORE ON PURPOSE, WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF THE VIRGINIAN AND COLORADAN KKK.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Colorado_earthquake

HERE IS THE COLORADO KKK IN COLLUSION WITH ALL CANADIAN NAZIS FROM ONTARIO, CANADA.

TO POOR, DENVER METRO MUMS:

AT DENVER ALTITUDE, A SIMPLE 30 INCH BY 12 INCH GARDEN BED CAN POSE A TOTAL PAIN, UNLESS YOU'RE INTO HARDENING OFF PERENNIAL PLANTS DURING APRIL, EVERY YEAR.

IT'S BEST TO PLAN A LOW MAINTENANCE, LAMB'S EAR/SNOW-IN-SUMMER/ARTEMISIA BED, WITH A LARGE, COPPER, GARDEN GAZING BALL IN THE CENTER OF THOSE PLACES.

TRY TO OVERSEED THE LAWN WITH NO-MOW, LOW-WATER, HARDY GRASS SEEDS, AND JUST ROCKSCAPE OVER TRIPLE LAYERS OF LANDSCAPING FABRIC, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. RABBITS WILL EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT ANYHOW.

***A FEW DOZEN, MATCHING, BRIGHT, GARDEN LIGHTS IN THE FRONT, BACKYARD ARE BETTER THAN PLANTS. THE NEIGHBORHOOD WILL LOOK SAFER TO INVESTORS DRIVING THROUGH AT NIGHT. BRIGHT, EXTERIOR LIGHTING WITH TIMERS ARE A HOMEOWNER'S BEST FRIEND, WHEN LOOKING TO SELL THEIR PROPERTY.***

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.homeadvisor.com/cost/kitchens/remodel-a-kitchen/?m=cnn&entry_point_id=31601416

GET A PROFESSIONAL HOUSE EVALUATION DONE, AND CONSULT WITH WHAT FEATURES ARE THE NORM (75% OF YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBORS). INVESTORS TYPICALLY WILL ONLY INSTALL NEW, BEIGE CARPETS AND REPAINT.

THEY USUALLY USE WHITE PAINT THROUGHOUT THE INTERIOR AND BEIGE ON THE EXTERIOR. CRACKED, GLASS, WINDOW PANES ARE OFTEN REPLACED. INVESTORS DON'T EVEN LIKE TO REPLACE ANY KITCHEN CABINETS.

THEY'RE MORE LIKELY TO REPAIR AND RESURFACE KITCHEN COUNTERS AND CABINETS, BUT ONLY IF THEY DESPERATELY NEED TO, E.G. THE COUNTERTOPS ARE COMPLETELY CRACKED IN HALF, OR COMPLETELY CAVED IN AT THREE, DIFFERENT PLACES.

TRY NOT TO OVERSTRETCH YOURSELVES FINANCIALLY. MANY HOMEBUYERS DON'T EXPECT A MANSION, IN THE $350K/UNDER PRICE RANGE IN DENVER METRO, COLORADO.

***WRITE DOWN ON AN INDEX CARD, KEPT IN YOUR WALLET THAT SAYS: "$5K FLOORING ALLOWANCE FOR NEW HOMEOWNERS, SELLER TO PAY FOR CLOSING COSTS." THEN, TRY TO RELAX ABOUT THE HOME SELLING PROCESS.***

***BRIGHT WHITE CEILINGS, COMPLETELY EMPTIED SPACES, AND BRIGHT LIGHTING CAN HELP, BUT TRY TO ALWAYS GO TWO SHADES LIGHTER FOR ALL HOUSE PAINT CHOICES, UNLESS YOU HAVE A LARGE MANSION. MOST DON'T FIND THEMSELVES IN THAT "PREDICAMENT," OF MAKING A VAULTED CEILING FOYER/ENTRYWAY WARMER, AND MORE DEN-LIKE.***

TO F.B.I. AND C.I.A.:

http://mobile.reuters.com/video/2015/11/30/univ-of-chicago-cancel-classes-after-gun?videoId=366506810&videoChannel=1

PLEASE DON'T TRUST THE JANET YELLON IMPERSONATOR, SUZANNE LEVIQUE AVATAR. ALSO, THE LAKEWOOD LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER WHO WAS IN THE LAKEWOOD NEWSPAPER DISCUSSING HELPING ELDERLY WOMEN HAS A LOOKALIKE, DRESSED IN A FAKE, SECURITY GUARD OUTFIT ON MY APARTMENT FLOOR. HE WAS WITH THAT GROUP OF THREE HITMEN, THAT HAD A SAN "SUGAR DADDY," CRACK COCAINE, VICE COP LOOKALIKE.

TO ALL FEMINISTS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2015/11/29/killer-cops-loose-police-psychology-uncharged-murderers-column/76216998/

THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL TRYING TO PRETEND TO "BUST" THEIR OWN RAPE JIHADIST FRIENDS. AT THE END OF THE DAY, IT IS OBVIOUS TO ALL FEMINISTS, THAT THE "FOX RAPIST," QUENTIN TARANTINO DOES NOT GET TO GUARD THE HEN HOUSE.

TO POOR MUMS: ZE DIET FLAN:

https://recipes.sparkpeople.com/recipe-detail.asp?recipe=1174397

NONFAT, EVAPORATED MILK CAN BE BLENDED WITH STEVIA TO REDUCE GLYCEMIC INDEX LOAD, AND THICKENED WITH FAT-FREE, PLAIN, GREEK YOGURT.

TO POOR MUMS: ZEE DIET BURGER CASSEROLE:

***THIS IS MORE FUN IF THE KIDS WEAR FAKE FRENCH CHEF MUSTASCHES AND CHEF HATS. TRY TO TEACH THEM A LITTLE FRANGLISH.***

BAKED, GREEN TOMATOES (THAT SUBSTITUTE FOR FRIED, GREEN TOMATOES) CAN BE LAYERED WITH GROUND LAMB BURGER PATTIES IN A TURKEY BACON, CHEESEBURGER CASSEROLE.

MIX MINCED SHALLOTS, CILANTRO PESTO, AND PICO DE GALLO INTO GROUND, 98% LEAN, LAMB. BRUSH BAKED, TURKEY BACON WITH MEXICAN, MOLE SAUCE USING A PASTRY BRUSH.

BAKE ALL INGREDIENTS SEPARATELY. WITH KIDS, FINELY-CHOP ALL TURKEY BACON, AND BLEND INTO GROUND LAMB BURGERS BEFORE BAKING IT.

ARRANGE INTO A CASSEROLE PAN, WITH SHREDDED, REDUCED-FAT, SMOKED, GOUDA CHEESE AND SALSA. PER POUND OF GROUND LAMB MEAT, USE A QUARTER POUND OF SMOKED GOUDA.

MELT CHEESE IN OVEN, ON LOW BROIL FOR TEN MINUTES, CENTER RACK. TRANSFER TO PLATTER, AND SERVE WITH CIABATTA BREAD ROLLS, SLICED IN HALF, AS LAMB BURGER BUNS.

A PLATTER OF BABY MESCLUN, ROCKET, ARUGULA, BABY KALE LEAVES, WITH EXTRA FRISEE, SALAD GREENS SHOULD BE IN THE CENTER OF THE TABLE.

A SEPARATE PLATE OF SLICED, SAUTEED, VIDALIA ONIONS WITH MUSHROOMS, AND BOTTLED, BURGER CONDIMENTS SHOULD BE AVAILABLE.

***AT THE DINNER TABLE, TRY TO ASK THEM WHO THEY ARE, TEACH THEM HOW TO INTRODUCE THEMSELVES IN FRENCH, DESCRIBE WHERE THEY ARE FROM, THEIR AGES, AND NATIONALITIES. FINALLY, TEACH THEM TO SAY "THANK YOU VERY MUCH," AND "PLEASE" IN FRENCH.

 IF ZE BURGER DIET CASSEROLE IS DONE EVERY "FRENCH SUNDAY" THEY WILL FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE LANGUAGE. AFTER A YEAR, IT WILL BE MORE ENJOYABLE TO LEARN FRENCH. ALWAYS SERVE MEXICAN FLAN DESSERTS ON FRENCH SUNDAYS.***

TO F.B.I. AND C.I.A.:

http://mobile.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSKBN0TH05O20151130

THE FRONT OF THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC LOOKS LIKE A MILITARY TANK WAS USED. PLEASE BRING IN ALL OWNERS OF MILITARY TANKS, HUMMERS AND RIFLE OWNERS TO FIND OUT WHICH ONES WERE PART OF THIS SHOOTER'S CIRCLE.

HE MENTIONED TO NORTH CAROLINIAN NEIGHBORS THAT HE WORKED FOR THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, AND HAD PREVIOUSLY ACCESSED CLASSIFIED DATA. THIS MAN MAY HAVE ASSISTED THE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS FROM THE DENVER VA MEDICAL CENTER.

HE EVEN RESEMBLES A U.S. NAVY COMMANDER OF MINE FROM OAHU, HAWAII. DID HE HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY TO IMPERSONATE THAT COMMANDER? IS HE CONNECTED TO ANY KKK IN COLORADO, OR SOLAR CITY BOMB MAKERS?

TO ALL BATTERED, POOR MUMS:

I NOW HAVE A MUG THAT SAYS "CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE." YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS ON A NOTE AND TAPE IT YOUR DRESSER MIRROR, UNTIL YOU CAN COLLECT 12 QTY OF THOSE MICROWAVEABLE MUGS, PER PERSON.

TO ALL WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

https://www.google.com/search?q=BUy+SHERPA+FOODS&biw=601&bih=375&prmd=sinv&source=lnms&tbm=shop&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjbobTAtrfJAhXFo4gKHQmIA2QQ_AUIBigB#tbm=shop&q=Buy+backpacking+gear+&sgro=om&spd=2226120942234306532

THIS NEEDS TO BE AVAILABLE AT WAL-MART, IN THIS COLOR, WITH REFLECTIVE, RED STRIPES, ADJUSTABLE STRAPS, AND A WAIST BELT. WE ALL NEED THIS TO BE COMFORTABLE, DURABLE, WATERPROOF, WITH A HUNDRED POUNDS OF WEIGHT/150-POUND WEIGHT CAPACITY. IT HAS TO TRANSFORM INTO AN ELEVATED, CAMP BED FOR ROCKY GROUND, CAMPING. PLEASE DESIGN THIS WITH REI'S CLOUD BACKPACKS IN MIND (LIGHTWEIGHT). KEEP IN MIND, IT NEEDS TO BE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED BY MOUNT EVEREST, MOUNTAINEERING ENGINEERS.

TO ALL DIETERS:

http://immigrantstable.com/2014/10/10/cilantro-pesto/

THE CILANTRO PESTO AND PICKLED, BUTTERNUT SQUASH IS DELICIOUS, INSTEAD OF HIGH CALORIE DRESSINGS, FOR A QUICK, FRESH BABY KALE, CUBED, BONELESS, SKINLESS, CHICKEN BREAST SALAD.

TO ALL POOR:

https://www.garlicfestival.com/mobile/garlic-salsas-dip-mixes

THESE ARE PERFECT FOR CHILI, MAC AND CHEESE CASSEROLES. CHECK OUT THEIR MARINADES, AND OTHER FOODIE GIFTS.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.asianartimports.com/indiaarchitecturalelements.html

STEEL GARAGE DOORS IN THESE DESIGNS, WELL-LIT, WITH ADDRESS SIGNS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND ADD VALUE TO PROPERTIES. TRY GETTING WRITTEN QUOTES FROM ALL MACHINISTS IN THE AREA WHO ARE BBB MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.asianartimports.com/category.html

INSPIRATION FOR THE OLD, SCRAP WOOD, KIDS ART PROJECTS, WHICH CAN ACTUALLY ADD VALUE TO THE GARAGE SPACES, E.G. KIDS TEA PARTY ROOM.

UPDATED: TO ALL POOR MUMS:

http://www.hjcloseouts.com/product/faux-leather-mini-notepad-journal-with-pen-holder/

HERE'S A GOOD GIFT FOR ALL POETS AND WRITERS IN YOUR LIFE. THE PENS THAT ARE 8 CENTS EACH, ARE EXCELLENT. THEY HAVE CORPORATE LOGO MISPRINTS, BUT ARE USEFUL IN YOUR VEHICLE, ALL PURSES, MESSENGER BAGS, AND BRIEFCASES. THE TEN YEAR JOURNALS ARE WONDERFUL GIFTS, BECAUSE YOU MAY NEED A PLACE TO UPDATE ALL YOUR FOOD RECIPES TOO.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.hjcloseouts.com/product/artwork-signed-prints-by-harvey-edward/

I LOVE THESE BECAUSE COLLECTING ART IS EXPENSIVE. HERE IS A COLLECTION THAT CELEBRATES BOTH MOTION PHOTOGRAPHY, DANCE AND THE HUMAN BODY, AS AN ARTISTIC INSTRUMENT FOR CREATIVE EXPRESSION.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.hjcloseouts.com/product/3-light-bronze-motion-activated-dusk-dawn-security-light-retail-value-59-95/

PERFECT FOR INSIDE GARAGES, AND SHEDS.

TO ALL POOR, BATTERED MUMS:

http://www.hjcloseouts.com/product/boxers-training-speed-jump-rope-adjustable-crossfit-training/

HERE'S A SOUND HOLIDAY GIFT FOR AL-ANON FRIENDS. IT RELIEVES STRESS. ALSO, TRY CARDIO KICKBOXING CLASSES EVERYWHERE POSSIBLE.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.hjcloseouts.com/product/misprint-2016-soft-touch-pocket-planner-calendar/

FOR A CHEAP, HOLIDAY GIFT, CONSIDER THIS BULK 100 QTY PACKAGE.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.hjcloseouts.com/catalog/online-dollar-store/

HERE'S ANOTHER SITE FOR BARGAIN SHOPPERS.

TO WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

http://www.walmart.com/ip/17340796?wmlspartner=wlpa&adid=22222222227015518058&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=t&wl3=40889470832&wl4=&wl5=pla&wl6=78819289832&veh=sem

HOW COME GOOGLE WON'T SPECIFY THIS PRICE IS FOR 6 QTY? ALSO, THE PRICE HAS TO BE LOWERED TO BEAT COMPETITORS ONLINE, SO $15/SIX QTY OF THIS PRODUCT WILL ATTRACT THE ORGANIC BAKERS. SOME WOMEN HAVE SMALL BAKERY BUSINESSES, CATERING WEDDINGS, AND SELLING FOOD GIFTS FOR THE HOLIDAYS. THEY COULD HELP BRING UP WALMART STOCK, BUT ARE SAVVY BUSINESS WOMEN, WITH MBA-LEVEL, PROFESSIONAL BACKGROUNDS AND ACCOUNTING DEGREES.

TO ALL COLORADO LAW ENFORCEMENT IN LAKEWOOD:

THERE WILL PROBABLY BE ANOTHER GANG WAR WITH THE AMOUNT OF PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ABUSE, METH AND CRACK IN THE HOLIDAY-RAVE PARTYING "YOUNG JEEZY" DEMOGRAPHIC. THESE PEOPLE ACTUALLY ROAD RAGE AND ENJOY DRAG RACING AROUND LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, INCLUDING THE PIMPS WHO LIVE IN MY APARTMENT COMPLEX.

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

http://alist-magazine.com/home/coming-up-on-january-29-30-2016-asian-american-business-roundtable-and-inaugural-summit-in-las-vegas/

THIS MUST OCCUR AT EVERY COMMUNITY COLLEGE EVERY WEEKEND, UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS. ENGRAVE THIS INTO ZEN, BUDDHIST, RIVER ROCK STONES AND ATTRIBUTE IT TO "QUEENIE," THE NICKNAME OF MY TALLER LOOKALIKE, PLEASE. SHE MAY BE ABLE TO SURVIVE THE BACKLASH OF EVERY ANGRY, CAUCASIAN, ARYAN, NEOCONSERVATIVE BETTER THAN ME.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.cheapmagazinesite.com/search.php?q=category:EDUCATION:

TO SENSITIVE SKIN, UNIVERSITY STUDENTS:

http://www.lancome-usa.com/skincare-cleansers/skincare-cleansers,default,sc.html

LANCOME EYE MAKEUP REMOVERS AND SENSITIVE SKIN CLEANSERS ARE EXCELLENT.

TO ALL FEMALE, ASIAN-AMERICAN, KICKBOXERS IN HAWAII:

http://goldsea.com/Text/index.php?id=14720

I REMEMBER TRYING LANCOME PRODUCTS AS A TEEN. I PERSONALLY DON'T THINK IT HELPED, ALTHOUGH I DO RECOMMEND LANCOME DEFINICILS MASCARA.

AFTER A COAT OF THAT, I ALSO RECOMMEND APPLYING CLEAR, COVERGIRL MASCARA TO COMB OUT ANY CLUMPS. SOMETIMES WEARING TOO MUCH MAKEUP IS SIMPLY TOO MUCH.

WHAT HELPED ME THROUGH THAT AWKWARD STAGE WAS SEEING A VIDEO OF KATHY LONG TRAINING BY RUNNING UP AND DOWN STAIRS, WITH A WEIGHTED SEABAG ON HER BACK.

I STARTED DOING THAT AND FELT IT HELPED EMPOWER ME MORE THAN MAKEUP. IF YOU FOCUS ON SOMETHING TEMPORARY, SUCH AS AESTHETICS, YOU BECOME PSYCHOLOGICALLY VULNERABLE TO MADISON AVENUE'S NARCOCULTURE MESSAGE.

LANCOME WAS PART OF MY ADOLESCENCE, AND I HOPE THEY TEST ALL THE GENERIC BRAND EYE MAKEUP REMOVERS IN DENVER METRO. THOSE FEEL LIKE APPLYING PURE CITRIC ACID ONTO YOUR EYES COMPARED TO LANCOME'S EYE MAKEUP REMOVERS.

TRY TO ONLY USE HUGGIES BABY WIPES, ALCOHOL-FREE, UNSCENTED BEFORE THOSE GENERIC STORE BRAND, EYE MAKEUP REMOVERS WHICH STING LIKE SALT WATER AND LEMON JUICE.

***THANK GOD FOR ISABELLA ROSSELLINI, ANOTHER LANCOME SPOKESWOMAN/BEAUTY ICON, SINCE I'M 38 YEARS OLD NOW. I FEEL IT'S BETTER IF THERE'S MORE AGE DIVERSITY, THROUGHOUT EACH GENERATION'S EXPOSURE TO BEAUTY ICONS.***

TO ALL CHRISTIANS IN COLORADO:

http://goldsea.com/Text/index.php?id=14797

IT'S TIME TO SEE THESE WOMEN IN POWER, INSTEAD OF THE RAPISTS, WHO ARE CAUCASIAN, MALE, ARLINGTON, VIRGINIAN, JUDGES IN THE U.S. WHO FREQUENTLY MOLEST LITTLE BOYS IN SOUTH VIETNAM.

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

http://goldsea.com/Text/index.php?id=14849

THE BANANA REPUBLIC OUTERWEAR AND GEAR DO NEED AN ANDROGYNOUS TOUCH. THE TYPES OF TUXEDO SUITS FOR WOMEN'S WEAR NEEDS TO BE UPDATED. IT HAS TO INCLUDE A LARGER, CURVY COLLECTION FOR HISPANIC-AMERICAN WOMEN, SUCH AS SALMA HAYEK.

TO ALL BATTERED, POOR, FRENCH MUMS:

INSTEAD OF FUNDRAISERS FOR MORE RECYCLING PLANTS, FOR PARISIAN MUMS, WITH FAIR WAGES, THESE CRACK ADDICTS IN PARIS DECIDED TO RIOT AND ROB SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS OF THEIR CRITICAL, HOLIDAY PROFITS, ON THE VERY HEELS OF THE MULTIPLE, TERRORIST SHOOTINGS.

PLEASE BLACKBALL THESE FRENCH, CHILD MOLESTERS IMMEDIATELY, AS THEY ARE STARVING THE POOR CHILDREN WHO, UNFORTUNATELY, ARE HUMAN TRAFFICKED BY THESE RIOTERS. THEY'RE NOT GUARDIANS OF THE ENVIRONMENT, WHILE ROBBING PEOPLE'S IDENTITIES, TO BRING IN MORE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS.

***THEY MUST BE THE POSHEST, MARIE ANTOINETTES TO INJECT CRACK COCAINE, WHILE PRETENDING TO PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT FOR THE LATCHKEY ORPHANS THEY REPEATEDLY HUMAN TRAFFICK, TO MAINTAIN THEIR LOOKS.

WASN'T IT BETTER FOR THEM NOT TO DO CRACK IN THE FIRST PLACE? THEN, THEY GET SO MANY TCA PEELS, THEIR METH AND CRACK FACES ACTUALLY LOOK MELTED OFF. THESE "HUNGER GAMES" CAPITAL SOCIALITES OF PARIS ARE MADAME NHU'S.

YOU ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERED A FREAK BY THEM IF YOUR EYEBROWS, FOREHEAD MOVE, SINCE EVERYONE "NEEDS" TO HAVE BOTOX AND FETUS STEM CELLS INJECTED INTO THEM, TO "PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT FROM CLIMATE CHANGE." IN AMERICA, THE ENLISTED SHOULD REFER TO THEM AS "BIPSY BOPSIES."***

TO ALL POOR, THAI-VIETNAMESE MUMS:

PLEASE BRING ALL THAI-VIETNAMESE TOGETHER FOR A BUDDHIST RICE FUNDRAISER. MOST THAI-VIETNAMESE FUSION FOODS ARE UNAVAILABLE TO THIS COMMUNITY. IN DENVER, WE HAVE ONE ITALIAN-VIETNAMESE BISTRO, WHICH MAKES US QUITE BACKWARDS ABOUT INCLUSIVENESS TO AUTHENTIC, THAI CUISINES, WHICH IS OFTEN UNFRIED, AND NOT OVERLY SWEET.

***MANY THAI RESTAURANTS AND BISTROS HAVE MORE AUTHENTIC, VIETNAMESE CUISINE THAN SOME OF THE VIETNAMESE RESTAURANTS, BISTROS, WHICH ARE MORE FRENCH, AND CHINESE-INFLUENCED.***

TO ALL SOUTH VIETNAMESE-COREANS:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lý_Anh_Tông

KING LY ANH TONG WAS PROBABLY MURDERED BY HIS OWN ROYAL SERVANTS.

THE ROYAL COREAN MONARCHS OF VIETNAM:

http://www.thanhniennews.com/society/royal-descendant-in-korea-gets-vietnamese-nationality-15845.html

TO ALL U.S. ENLISTED MILITARY:

http://www.inquisitr.com/2597891/a-fleet-of-ghost-ships-has-appeared-off-the-coast-of-japan/

THOSE GHOST SHIPS ARE ISIL, NUCLEAR AND BIOTERRORISM. IN THE U.S., ABANDONED/GHOST SHIPS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CONSIDERED DIRTY, NUCLEAR BOMBS WITH WEAPONIZED ANTHRAX.

***YOU KNOW THAT THE JAPANESE ARE GOING TO BLAME US AGAIN. AS A RESULT OF THE JAPANESE AND COREAN COLONIALISM IN VIETNAM, IT MAKES LITTLE SENSE TO HAVE A GLOBAL WAR OVER THIS, SINCE WE'RE ALL RELATED TO EVERYONE IN ASIA, SOUTHEAST ASIA, IF WE'RE SOUTH VIETNAMESE-AMERICANS.***

TO POOR MUMS:

IN THE WINTERTIME, TRY DARK, BROWN SUGAR BLENDED WITH HONEY, AS A FACIAL MASK FIVE MINUTES BEFORE YOUR SHOWER.

***ADD PAPAIN, BROMELAIN, FINELY-MASHED, NON-SPICY, ORGANIC GUACAMOLE, PUREED, BABY FOODS: SWEET POTATOES, BANANAS, MASHED WELL. THICKEN IT WITH BABY FOOD OATMEAL POWDER.***

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Est-e-Lauder/White-Linen-542.html

THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PERFUMES. PLEASE TRY CREATING A "POPOURRI WREATH" AND GARLANDS INSPIRED BY THIS FRAGRANCE.

TO ALL MINORITY, FEMALE, RAPE VICTIMS OF CAUCASIAN MEN:

THE RAPE VICTIMS HAVE TO BE IN SEPARATE COURTS, NOT JUST SEPARATE COURT ROOMS. A FEMINIST, LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL MUST BE PRESENT WITH THEM.

TO ALL POOR MUMS IN THE POULTRY PROCESSING INDUSTRY:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/20/health/chipotle-e-coli-outbreak-now-in-6-states/?iid=ob_mobile_article_footer_expansion&iref=obinsite

IF CHIPOTLE GAVE THEIR EMPLOYEES ADEQUATE BATHROOM BREAKS, SANITARY BATHROOMS, THAT ARE FULLY-STOCKED, AND FAIR-WAGES, THIS WOULD NOT HAVE OCCURRED. THE CHICKEN IS FROM SLAUGHTERHOUSES THAT DON'T TREAT THEIR EMPLOYEES HUMANELY.

SOME OF THESE POULTRY WORKERS ARE FORCED TO URINATE, AND HAVE THEIR BOWEL MOVEMENTS IN FACTORY LINES, WHILE REPETIVELY PROCESSING, PLUCKING, AND BUTCHERING THE RAW POULTRY, FROM 4 AM TO 10 PM EVERYDAY. THEY'RE PENALIZED FOR TAKING THEIR STATE-MANDATED BREAKS, E.G. DEMOTIONS, BEING FIRED, ETC.

TO ADULT ESL TEACHERS:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Fighting_Championship

PLEASE TRANSLATE THE LIST OF FOULS INTO SPANISH FOR A WRITING PROMPT.

TO ALL FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Fighting_Championship

PLEASE BRING FBI CRIMINAL PROFILERS TO TAKE DANA WHITE AND HIS GANG-RAPISTS INTO CUSTODY.

UPDATED: TO ALL PSYCHOLOGY TODAY EXECUTIVES:

https://youtu.be/E2Z6SOEfqWg

DID YOU SEE THAT CAUCASIAN "HEAD COACH," DANA WHITE HOLD DOWN THOSE TWO, FEMALE UFC FIGHTERS THAT HE HELPED TO SEXUALLY MOLEST REPEATEDLY?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FlItMpGYQTo

"...OMG, BECKY, DID YOU SEE DANA'S GIGANTIC DERRIERE, AS HE MOLESTED, STARVED AND THEN WEIGHED IN RHONDA ROUSEY?"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Fighting_Championship

TO ALL GAY, AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/28/entertainment/gods-of-egypt-cast-apology-feat/?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork

SAY THIS IN A VALLEY GIRL ACCENT, WHILE LOUDLY SIGHING AND ROLLING YOUR EYES:

I DON'T NEED TO POINT OUT THIS FILM LACKED TAYE DIGGS. CAN ANYONE SAY BOYCOTT?

TO ALL UNIVERSITIES IN THE U.S.:

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/m/malena-script-transcript-monica-bellucci.html

PLEASE HOST AN OPERA IN FRENCH, FOR ALL FRANCOPHILES, INSPIRED BY "MALENA," THE ITALIAN FILM.

TO ALL POOR MUMS: EMBARRASSING SECRETS ABOUT ME:

http://www.metrolyrics.com/look-at-me-im-sandra-dee-lyrics-grease.html

DURING DRAMA CLASSES, IN PLAYS, I PLAYED SANDRA DEE FROM "GREASE," AND "JULIETTE," FROM "ROMEO AND JULIETTE." I WAS ALSO AN ACCUSED, SALEM WITCH, IN "THE CRUCIBLE," ARTHUR MILLER PLAY.

TO ALL POOR, AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

http://store.anniepoodleskirts.com

PLEASE TRY TO DEVELOP A 1950'S BALLET THAT INVOLVES ALL PERFORMING ARTS STUDENTS AT ALL PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS. THIS WAS A PIVOTAL TIME IN THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN, CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT, THAT'S OFTEN IGNORED BY PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL EDUCATORS FROM THE SEGREGATED PERIOD, WHEN THE PRE-1950'S NAZI REGIMES CONTROLLED THE U.S.

http://www.history.com/topics/black-history/civil-rights-movement

HOPEFULLY, THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY CAN RECEIVE I.B., PRIVATE SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIPS FROM A 1950'S CIVIL RIGHTS BALLET FUNDRAISER.

TO ALL FEMINISTS:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swedish_bitters

INSTEAD OF SWEDISH BITTERS:

TAKE A PRENATAL MULTIVITAMIN, WHILE RECEIVING PRENATAL CARE WITH M.D.'S WHO ARE BOARD-CERTIFIED OB/GYN'S, AND EAT A HEALTHY DIET.

TO POOR MUMS IN GEORGIA:

http://businessculture.org/northern-europe/sweden/business-etiquette/

TO CREATE A FUN, LEARNING ENVIRONMENT, PLEASE GATHER FOR A SWEDISH FOOD, FINE ARTS, AND QUILT FESTIVAL, EVERY WEEKEND, AT ALL PLACES OF WORSHIP.

THIS WILL HELP US TO LEARN SWEDISH FINE ARTS, ENCOURAGE/INCREASE BREAST-FEEDING, PAID, MATERNITY LEAVE CUSTOMS, FROM SWEDEN, WHICH ARE HEALTHIER FOR THE WOMEN AND BABIES.

TO POOR MUMS IN GEORGIA:

SUGAR-FREE, SOUTHERN PECAN PIE SHOULD BE MADE INTO QUINOA, PROTEIN AND CALCIUM MUFFINS. ICE THE MUFFINS WITH FAT-FREE, PASTEURIZED, RICOTTA CHEESE, BLENDED WITH FAT-FREE, PASTEURIZED, GREEK YOGURT, FIG PUREE AND STEVIA.

THIS CAN BE SERVED ALONGSIDE CHAI SCONES, MEXICAN, SPICY CHOCOLATE BISCOTTI, AND CELESTIAL SEASONING'S BENGAL SPICE TEA, WITH CONDENSED, FAT-FREE, NONFAT, STEVIA-SWEETENED MILK.

TRY TO GATHER EVERYONE AGE 8 AND UP INTO BREAKFAST TEA PARTIES EVERY SINGLE DAY, TO CHECK ALL THE CHILDREN FOR PREGNANCY, WITH DIABETIC SOCIAL WORKERS.

***THEY'RE GOING TO NEED THE DIABETIC VERSION OF EVERYTHING, BECAUSE DEHYDRATED, KALE CHIPS AREN'T VERY GOOD. QUINOA FLOUR, FAT-FREE, SALT-FREE, SUGAR-FREE, GERMAN, SOFT PRETZELS WITH SUGAR-FREE, FAT-FREE, VANILLA BEAN, MATCHA GREEN TEA POWDER AND STEVIA, YOGURT DIPS SHOULD BE INCLUDED FOR THE ADULTS. FOR THE SAVORY SOFT PRETZELS: WRAP HALF THE QUINOA FLOUR, SOFT PRETZEL DOUGH AROUND THE PART-SKIM, PASTEURIZED, JALAPENO, MEXICAN CHEESE STICKS. THE OTHER HALF CAN BE WRAPPED AROUND VEGAN, CHORIZO SAUSAGES.***

***IF EVERYONE HAS A BIT OF HEALTHIER SWEETS EVERYDAY, THEN WE WON'T BE HAVING TOO MUCH OF THE NON-SUGAR-FREE DESSERTS THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.***

***IF EVERYONE IS AT A BREAKFAST TEA PARTY FOR AN HOUR PER DAY, EVERYDAY, WE CAN PREVENT MORE BABY MOSES NEWBORN BABIES FROM BEING ABANDONED UNDER A SIDEWALK IN WINTERTIME.***

UPDATED: TO ALL POOR, PARISIAN MUMS:

http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2015/11/29/76526372/

IT'S TIME TO ORDER PREGNANCY, URINE AND BLOOD TESTING FOR ALL 8 YEAR OLDS AND UP WHO ARE FEMALE. ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS CAN BE ROOTED OUT THIS WAY. PLEASE MAKE SURE TO GET THE CHILDREN ALL CHECKED FOR UNPASTEURIZED DAIRY, FOOD POISONING ALSO. ALL CULINARY HERBS, VEGGIES, FRUITS, ROOT VEGGIE FOODS HAVE TO BE SOAKED INTO A VEGGIE WASH OF CHLORINE BLEACH, AND CLEAN, SAFE DRINKING WATER. 1/3 CUP CHLORINE BLEACH CAN BE MIXED WITH A GALLON OF THE DRINKING WATER, PRE-BOILED FOR 20 MINUTES, THEN COOLED FOR AN HOUR.

TO POOR MUMS:

FOR BUFFALO/BISON CHILI, ADD KANGAROO STEAK, CHOPPED INTO 1/2" CUBES.

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

THE PHO RARE BEEF SLICES AT THE ASIAN MARKET CAN BE ROLLED WITH FETA CHEESE AND MINCED, FRESH, FLAT-LEAF PARSLEY. ADD SOME TOMATO BRUSCHETTA TO THE FILLING, AND ROAST IT IN THE OVEN FOR QUICK, GREEK TAMALE CASSEROLES.

SERVE IT ALONGSIDE A BOWL OF TEXAN, FOUR ALARM, BISON CHILI IN SOURDOUGH BREAD BOWLS, FOR A WINTER DINNER. GRILLED, JALAPENO-BUTTERED, WHOLE, ORGANIC, RED CORN ON THE COB CAN BE GRILLED. THEN, SLICE ALL CORN KERNALS OFF, BLEND WITH FRESH CILANTRO, CHIVES, AND PICO DE GALLO. SERVE IN A RAW, SWEET, RED BELL PEPPER BOWL.

FOR DESSERT, FRESH AVOCADO SLICES CAN BE CUT THINLY, THEN FANNED, ALTERNATING SLICES WITH SLICED, SWEDISH, BAKED PEARS IN GLOGG WINE, AND DRIZZLED WITH CHAI-SPICED, FIG PUREE SIMMERED WITH WARM HONEY/MAPLE SYRUP.

TO VIETNAMESE MUMS:

CONSIDER SAUTEEING MISO-SAKE DRESSING WITH A WARM, FRESH WATERCRESS, SPAGHETTI SQUASH, SHREDDED, POWDERED DULSE, SESAME SEEDS, GREEN PAPAYAS, PICKLED, FINELY-GRATED, WATERMELON RIND, AND SHREDDED, BITTERMELON FOR A WARM, JELLYFISH SALAD.

SERVE ON PLATES, STUFFED INTO GIANT PORTOBELLO MUSHROOM CAPS, THAT ARE RAW AND CLEANED, INCLUDING OF THE "PORTOBELLO DIRT/UNDERSIDES." ADD A BRUSHING OF FERMENTED, SOYBEAN/SALTED, PRESERVED, MUNG BEAN PASTE, A FEW SPRINKLES OF ORGANIC, CHIA SEEDS, INTO CAPS BEFORE ADDING INGREDIENTS.

***PRIOR TO STUFFING THE MUSHROOMS, YOU CAN ALSO BLEND THE SALAD 50/50 WITH STEAMED, RED, FORBIDDEN RICE AND CORIANDER POWDER, STEAMED IN LEMONGRASS, CHICKEN BROTH.***

***TRY REPLACING ALL PEANUTS IN VIETNAMESE RECIPES WITH RAW, UNSALTED, DE-SHELLED, PUMPKIN SEEDS, SOUTHERN-SPICED PECANS, AND SMOKED OYSTERS.***

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.ilmercatoitaliano.net/prunotto-moscato-wine-jelly/?gclid=Cj0KEQiA4eqyBRDUh7Omv9vCtsoBEiQAspfs8noizJODz17haF5MSWF5UyhoTwrJq7MLkA6il7pwewUaAg968P8HAQ

HERE'S INSPIRATION FOR CREATING YOUR OWN APPLE BUTTERS, PUMPKIN BUTTERS AND PRESERVES. THIS CAN BE PART OF A HOMEMADE, TERYAKI, BEEF JERKY RECIPE, OR EVEN MASCARPONE CHEESECAKE ONE.

***ADD USDA ORGANIC, NATURAL VITAMIN E OIL TO EVERYTHING, INCLUDING HOMEMADE, SUGAR-FREE, APPLE BUTTER/PUMPKIN BUTTER, WITH GLOGG WHITE WINE, FRUIT LEATHERS/ROLLUPS.

WHITE WINE GLOGG COULD BE USED FOR SWEDISH, CLOUDBERRY FRUIT LEATHERS/ROLLUPS. OPEN SKY AND IGOURMET WEBSITES CARRY CLOUDBERRY JAMS, PRESERVES. TRY HOLY ABBEY CROSS WINERY'S AMERICAN RIESLING FOR WHITE WINE GLOGG PRESERVES, LEATHERS/FRUIT ROLLUPS, JAMS, JELLIES, PESTO, OLIVE TAPENADES, AND SMOKED, COLORADO TROUT RECIPES.***

TO POOR MUMS:

http://mcfaddenfarm.com/mcfadden-farm-goods/garlands-swags/

HERE ARE OTHER INEXPENSIVE, GIFT IDEAS.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://m.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Own-Wrapping-Paper

OLD CATALOGS, MAGAZINES, POSTERS AND CALENDARS FROM THRIFT STORES CAN TURN INTO CHRISTMAS WRAP. DECOUPAGE THEM ONTO SHOEBOXES AND PAINT A METALLIC GLAZE IN SILVER AND GOLD OVERTOP.

***GRANOLA, SOUTHERN-SPICED PECANS, COOKIES, BEEF JERKY, FUDGE CAN BE HOMEMADE AND TURNED INTO HOLIDAY GIFTS. THE KIDS MAY ENJOY DIPPING PRETZEL STICKS, COOKIES INTO CHOCOLATE. GINGERBREAD COOKIES CAN BE ICED WITH SUGAR-FREE, SPICY, MEXICAN CHOCOLATE. CHAI BISCOTTI CAN BE HOMEMADE AND DIPPED INTO DARK, SPICY, MEXICAN CHOCOLATE. A FLORAL, FORCING PAPERWHITES, AND AMARYLLIS BULBS KIT CAN BE WRAPPED INTO THOSE THRIFTY GIFT BOXES. ALSO, CONSIDER A HOMEMADE, GINGERBREAD, 1940'S FORD CAR MODEL KIT.***

TO F.D.A. AND ALL COLORADO PTA MUMS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/29/us/los-angeles-county-abandoned-baby-found-under-asphalt/index.html

THE BABY MOSES, NEWBORN GIRL NEEDS A FUNDRAISER, AS SHE IS MIRACULOUSLY ALIVE, DESPITE BEING BURIED UNDER THE COMPTON, L.A. SIDEWALK. I WONDER WHAT HOSPITAL RELEASED HER? THE MIDWIFERY, BIRTHING CENTERS IN THE AREA WILL NEED TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

TO F.B.I. AND N.C.I.S.:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/11/29/nancy-kerrigan-devastated-colorado-officers-death/76525180/

THERE WAS POSSIBLY A BLACK MARKET, HUMAN ORGAN, FETUS FARMING NEGOTIATION THAT ENDED BADLY, WITH STOLEN, FETAL, STEM CELL/EMBRYONIC TISSUES FROM PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THE MAN IN CUSTODY, ROBERT LEWIS DEAR, ARRANGED TRANSPORT FOR THE ONE AND TWO PERCENTER WARLOCKS, OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGS THERE.

***NANCY KERRIGAN WILL NEED NEW SECURITY STAFF, TO FIND OUT WHO DID HER HAIR. THEY HAVE BEEN PUTTING NAIR INTO HER HAIR PRODUCTS. SHE NEEDS A NUTRITIONIST AND HAVE ALL HER ABUSIVE HANDLERS, PEDOPHILE AGENTS, CRIMINAL STALKERS REMOVED, SINCE THE COLORADO SPRINGS POLICE DEPARTMENT PROBABLY HANDLED THAT FOR HER, BEFORE THE OFFICER'S DEATH. REMEMBER THE TONYA HARDING RIVALRY THAT WAS AN ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, DRUG-FUELED, TRAGEDY FOR NANCY KERRIGAN? ***

TO SOUTH VIETNAMESE ARMY RANGERS:

FROM FALLS CHURCH, VA DURING ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, THERE WAS A LOOKALIKE TO ME WHO WAS TALLER THAN ME BY A FEW INCHES, NAMED QUYEN. EVERYONE SAID SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE ME. SHE CLAIMED TO BE SOUTH VIETNAMESE, BUT SEEMED CHINESE, WHEN I SPOKE TO HER BRIEFLY, FOR A FEW MINUTES.

TO F.B.I. AND N.C.I.S.:

MY SON'S PEDIATRICIAN FROM EXEMPLA IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO HAS A LOOKALIKE. THE OTHER LOOKALIKE IS HIS FORMER, EVERGREEN, COLORADO TEACHER, IN THIRD GRADE, MS. SCHIEMAN, FROM BERGAN VALLEY ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.

TO F.B.I. AND N.C.I.S.:

THAT ABUSER, HEATHER, WHO PREYED ON YOUNGER, "BISEXUAL" BOYS AT RAVE PARTIES, WITH JESSE, FROM RED ROCKS COMMUNITY COLLEGE IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO HAS A LOOKALIKE TO MY "LEGALLY-BLIND" ORPHANAGE ROOMMATE, FROM GREAT FALLS, VIRGINIA. HEATHER WAS IN MY CREATIVE WRITING I COURSE. THE OTHER LOOKALIKE WAS AT THE ORPHANAGE IN VIENNA, VIRGINIA, WHEN I WAS FOURTEEN YEARS OLD. SHE SAID SHE WAS LEGALLY-BLIND, BUT WAS A SKILLED ARTIST.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES:

THE CONSTANTLY-INEBRIATED, PIMPING, ARYAN, ANABOLIC STEROIDAL, LINEBACKER FROM FALLS CHURCH HIGH SCHOOL, FALLS CHURCH, VIRGINIA, LATIN CLASS WHO ALWAYS CRIMINALLY STALKED ME AT WORK, IN HIGH SCHOOL, POSES A GRAVE THREAT TO ALL U.S. ADMIRALS' STAFF.

TO ALL FEDERAL AGENTS IN D.C. METRO:

REMEMBER, TRY TO SHOW UP LOOKING ARYAN, MALE, ANABOLIC STEROIDAL AND IN A MR. BUBBLE, BUBBLEGUM PINK TEE SHIRT IN D.C. METRO, ESPECIALLY FALLS CHURCH, VA HIGH SCHOOLS. NOBODY SHOULD TRUST ALL THE MR. BUBBLE TEE SHIRT-WEARING PEDOPHILES FROM THERE.

TO ALL COLORADO LAW ENFORCEMENT:

IN CASE THE MEDIA RELEASES FACIAL PHOTOS, IDENTITIES OF LAW ENFORCEMENT, PLEASE FLY IN 15,000 OF THE U.S. SPECIAL FORCES' PLASTIC SURGEONS, APPROVED BY AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. NAVY ADMIRALS, WHO ARE FEMALES.

TO COLORADO SPRINGS LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/28/us/colorado-planned-parenthood-shooting/index.html

ROBERT DEAR POSSIBLY DRESSED UP AS SANTA CLAUS TO LURE AND MURDER CHILDREN IN EVERY STATE AND OVERSEAS. PLEASE RETINALLY-SCAN, RUN AN INTERNATIONAL BACKGROUND CHECK (FOR 100 YEARS) AND LEGITIMATELY DRUG-TEST EVERY MALE PLAYING SANTA CLAUS AT ALL RETAIL LOCATIONS.

TO ALL ITALIANS WHO HAVE DAUGHTERS:

PLEASE BRING IN 25,000 ITALIANS TO SHOW EVERY RAPE JIHADIST IN EVERGREEN, COLORADO WHAT A REAL ICE AXE TRULY LOOKS LIKE.

TO ALL ITALIANS:

http://winterboots.com/baffin-derrick-mens-composite-toe-extreme-cold-work-boots.html

PLEASE TRY TO DEVELOP A BOOT WITH THESE SPECIFICATIONS, THAT ARE HALF A POUND IN TOTAL WEIGHT PER BOOT. CURRENTLY, THEY'RE THREE AND A HALF POUND PER BOOT.

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS:

http://winterboots.com/extreme-cold-boots-148-f-to-20-f/

SOME OF THESE BOOTS ARE RATED TO -148 FARENHEIT.

http://winterboots.com/baffin-derrick-mens-composite-toe-extreme-cold-work-boots.html

HERE'S A GOOD, COLD WEATHER ONE WITH REFLECTIVE STRIPES, AND ELECTRIC SHOCK RESISTANCE.

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.overstock.com/Clothing-Shoes/Mens-The-Ghost-Black-Leather-Zip-up-Boots/8561767/product.html

THE BEST BOOTS ARE MID-WEIGHT, WATERPROOF, BACKPACKING BOOTS, BUT FOR LIGHT, WALKING EXCURSIONS, HERE'S ANOTHER BOOT, THAT'S LIGHTWEIGHT. THE COMFORT, MOTORCYCLE BOOTS IN THE MEN'S SECTION HERE ARE SUPERIOR TO THE WOMEN'S BOOTS FOR PRACTICAL PURPOSES.

***SOREL BOOTS ARE RATED FOR EXTREMELY COLD TEMPERATURES, E.G. -40F FARENHEIT, BUT ARE QUITE HEAVY. TRY BOTH MEN'S AND WOMEN'S BOOTS THAT ARE RATED FOR -40 FARENHEIT.***

TO ALL ITALIANS:

GLI STIVALI FOOTSMART DONNA DEVONO ESSERE TUTTI riprogettato per VITELLI REALI DELLA DONNA. Essi cercano di CAUSARE ANORESSIA DI DONNE, perché sono tutti pedofili.

TO ALL BORGHESE FANS:

http://www.evine.com/b/beauty/borghese?ps=nb&s_kwcid=AL!3708!3!72556666210!p!!g!!borghese&ef_id=VlofjwAABAb3Qzgj:20151128214135:s&p=1

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.streetfaircosmetics.com

THERE'S BORGHESE AND OTHER PRODUCTS AVAILABLE HERE.

TO ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

http://tmagazine.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/06/scent-notes-eau-parfumee-au-the-vert-by-bulgari/?_r=0

I HOPE A FIVE FLOWER TEA SCENT CAN BE CREATED ALSO.

UPDATED: TO ALL HOMELAND SECURITY, NORTH CAROLINA, DENVER, AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

http://www.usmarshals.gov/news/chron/2015/112415a.htm

THIS ROBERT DEAR IN LINK BELOW IS CONNECTED TO THE FUGITIVE ARRESTED RECENTLY, IN BURLINGTON, N.C.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/11/28/gunmans-motive-planned-parenthood-shootings-unclear/76491194/

IT ONLY TAKES 2 HOURS AND 53 MINUTES TO DRIVE ON I-40 EASTBOUND FROM ASHEVILLE, NORTH CAROLINA TO BURLINGTON, NORTH CAROLINA. INCIDENTALLY, BURLINGTON IS NEAR RALEIGH, NORTH CAROLINA, WHERE THIS RASUL HASSAN'S ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS OPERATE. BURLINGTON, N.C. IS ONLY AN HOUR AWAY TO RALEIGH, N.C. THEY BOTH TRAVELED THERE ON I-40 EASTBOUND FROM BURLINGTON TO RALEIGH.

TO ALL BATTERED MUMS:

http://www.gardenbetty.com/2013/06/vietnamese-pickled-mustard-greens-cai-chua/

THERE'S A NASTURNIUM PESTO RECIPE POST ON THE WEBSITE ABOVE.

TO ALL FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

PLEASE BRING IN ALL COURT OFFICIALS WHO TOOK ANY RAPE VICTIMS AWAY FROM FEMINISTS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT, TO PRIVATELY HOLD THEM AGAINST THEIR WILLS, WITH THEIR RAPISTS.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN THE U.S.: OPERATION MOLLY BROWN:

SAY THIS WITH AN IRANIAN ACCENT:

IT'S TIME TO HOST A FEMINIST TRAINING, LAMAZE CLASS AT ALL PLACES OF WORSHIP EVERY DAY, FOR THREE HOURS PER DAY. PLEASE GET THE FEMINISTS FROM BERKELEY, CALIFORNIA TO LEAD THIS OPERATION. WE'RE GOING TO NEED THE MALES TO WEAR 100-POUND, PREGNANCY SUITS, AND DO PRENATAL LAMAZE WITH AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. NAVY SEALS' SERE INSTRUCTORS. THEY NEED TO REALIZE THIS AMERICAN, GENOCIDAL CAMPAIGN AGAINST WOMEN, WHICH INCLUDES RAPING, BEATING AND SETTING WOMEN ON FIRE.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/11/28/gunmans-motive-planned-parenthood-shootings-unclear/76491194/

THIS ISIL RAPE JIHADIST HAS A LAST NAME FREQUENTLY USED BY STEPHANIE MANDANI AND DON HEMINGWAY. HE IS CONNECTED TO THE OREGON SHOOTING AT THE COMMUNITY COLLEGE, AND BASSAM HAMZY, IN AUSTRALIA. 50,000 AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES WILL NEED TO RE-INVESTIGATE HIM AND HIS ENTIRE EXISTENCE, FROM 5,000 YEARS BEFORE HIS CONCEPTION.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN FEMINISTS IN/FROM D.C. METRO: OPERATION TACKLE AND SHACKLE TERRORISTS:

SAY THIS WITH AN IRANIAN ACCENT:

NOW, IT'S TIME TO WRITE A PLAY ABOUT CAUCASIAN, ISIL GANG-RAPISTS BEING GIVEN SCHOLARSHIPS TO GO PARACHUTING WITH AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES. BY THE END OF THE PLAY, THE N.A.A.C.P. ACTORS WILL BE COVERED IN THE ARTERIAL BLOOD SPRAY FROM EVERY TWO PERCENTER, OUTLAW MOTORCYCLE GANGSTER, IN COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO.

UPDATED: TO BATTERED MUMS:

https://youtu.be/cjIvu7e6Wq8

TRY TAHITIAN HULA CARDIO TO THIS SONG, THREE TIMES PER DAY, AT YOUR OWN PACE, TO BOOST ENDORPHINS. THIS IS MORE FUN AS "QUEEN MISSY ELLIOTT," WAVING A RED, ASIAN FAN AROUND IN SPINNABLE DANCE SHOES, WITH AWESOME, WORKOUT CLOTHING.

UPDATED: STRETCHING LINK:

http://www.sport-fitness-advisor.com/flexibility-exercises.html

A WALL IS ALL YOU NEED FOR THIS STRETCH:

TRY TOUCHING YOUR TOES, KNEES STRAIGHT, FEET TOGETHER, TOES POINTED FORWARD. THEN WALK YOUR HANDS TO THE FLOOR. ATTEMPT TO LAY YOUR ELBOWS ON THE GROUND, IN FRONT OF EACH FOOT, HEAD DOWN, AND HANDS POINTED FORWARD. HOLD THUS POSITION FOR THIRTY MISSISSIPPI'S THREE TIMES PER DAY.

ANOTHER GOOD STRETCH INVOLVES PUTTING YOUR FEET ON A HIGH COUNTER SURFACE (A FOOT ABOVE YOUR BELLY BUTTON), KNEE STRAIGHT, TOES POINTED STRAIGHT UPWARD, TOWARDS THE CEILING, AND TOUCH YOUR ELEVATED TOES, WITH YOUR HEAD BENT TO YOUR ELEVATED KNEE. ALTERNATE HOLDING THAT STRETCH FOR THIRTY MISSISSIPPI'S, ON EACH LEG, THREE TIMES PER DAY.

http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/ballet-moves-demiplies.html

FINALLY, ADD A CHAIR TO THE STRETCH ROUTINE. DEMI-PLIE, HOLDING THE BACK OF A CHAIR, AS YOU WATCH A RELAXING BOOK DISCUSSION/I.T. SPEECH ON C-SPAN/ROKU MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH. DENISE AUSTIN DVD'S ARE EFFECTIVE WAYS TO GET CARDIO, CALISTHENICS AND STRETCHING.

***THE BEGINNER BALLET, KID'S VERSION DVD'S ARE BETTER FOR NON-DANCERS.***

***TRY SITTING WITH YOUR FEET SOLES TOGETHER AND DO A GROIN STRETCH THREE TIMES PER DAY. USING YOUR ELBOWS, WHILE HOLDING YOUR FEET TOGETHER, TRY PRESSING YOUR KNEES DOWN TO THE GROUND AT THE SAME TIME, THEN ALTERNATING EACH KNEE, FOR THIRTY MISSISSIPPI'S. I CALL THIS THE MONKEY FEET POSE.***

http://www.yogavideos.website/denise-austin-rhythmic-stretching-flexibility-workout-energy-booster-befit-yoga-video/

DENISE AUSTIN IS VERY JOYFUL, ALTHOUGH INHUMAN, THEREFORE, CAN MOTIVATE EVERYONE TO ATTEMPT THESE FLEXIBILITY EXERCISES.

DIARY ENTRY:

FLEXIBILITY GOAL:

ATTEMPT A FULL SPLIT EVERYDAY.

EVEN THOUGH, I AM SWEATING FROM ATTEMPTING A 1/2 SPLIT/SIX INCHES OFF THE GROUND, GENERAL MCCRYSTAL CAN ACTUALLY RUN 7 MILES PER DAY ON ONE MEAL ONLY. HE PROBABLY HAS SOME TYPE OF EATING DISORDER, AND/OR IS INHUMAN. MAYBE IF I WEAR PINK, I WILL SOMEHOW LOVE THIS HORRIFIC "WORKOUT REGIMEN."

TO ALL BATTERED MUMS:

https://youtu.be/zm28EEeyLek

THIS IS THE SONG THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE PUMP THEIR FISTS IN THE AIR, PYSCHE THEMSELVES UP BY PROCLAIMING THEMSELVES "THE REAL HOUSE OF SAUD," BEFORE ATTEMPTING THEIR SITUPS AND PUSHUPS.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Saud

DIARY ENTRY: THINKING IN AN IRANIAN ACCENT, WHILE WAVING MY ASIAN FAN MENTALLY:

http://www.dialectsarchive.com/iran

THE CHINESE SAUSAGES FOR FRIED RICE CAN BE REPLACED WITH STEAMED/BAKED, EXTRA-FIRM TOFU CUBES. THE RICE CAN ALSO BE STEAMED IN FAT-FREE, REDUCED-SODIUM, ORGANIC, MSG-FREE, CHICKEN BROTH INSTEAD. I FOUND THE TOFU SUBSTITUTES QUITE UNAPPETIZING, WHEN I WAS RUNNING THOUGH.

AFTER AN HOUR OF RUNNING, I STARTED TO VIVIDLY FANTASIZE ABOUT STEAKS. EVEN WITH TWINLABS, DEBITTERED BREWER'S YEAST IN HOT COCOA, STEVIA-SWEETENED, WITH LIGHT, SOY MILK, THESE STEAK FANTASIES CONTINUED. AND UNFORTUNATELY, THEY STILL HAUNT ME EVERY HOLIDAY SEASON, WHEN IT'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION TIME AGAIN.

***THIS YEAR, I WILL TRY TO EAT WILD SALMON, QUINOA AND TOFU BURGERS, WITHOUT THE BUN, WITH TABBOULEH SALAD. THIS IS THE YEAR, I WILL ATTEMPT TO ELIMINATE RED MEAT, AND GREATLY REDUCE DAIRY FATS FROM MY DIET AGAIN.***

DIARY ENTRY: "THE BRIDGET JONES" DIARY ENTRY:

DEAR DIARY,

I NEED TO BUY RAW VEGGIE PLATTER AND REMEMBER THE TIME I HAD TO FAST FOR THE BLOOD GLUCOSE TEST. DURING THE HORRIFIC COUNTDOWN TO THE EXACT HOUR THE FAST HAD TO BEGIN, MY WILLPOWER FAILED ME.

I INHALED A POUND OF CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE, THIRTY MINUTES RIGHT BEFORE THE FASTING WAS TO BEGIN. QUINOA FLAKES IN LIGHT, SOY MILK WITH BERRIES WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE. THIS YEAR, I NEED TO EAT A BOWL OF TASTELESS, TOTAL CEREAL WITH STEVIA POWDER, AS MY "FAST FOOD."

THE FEMALE, U.S. GENERALS PROBABLY EAT ORNISH, INSTEAD OF DEEP-FRIED, CURLY FRIES, FRIED CHICKEN, AND POTATO CHIPS. THE RIPPLING AB NURSES WITH TWO CHILDREN, FROM THE U.S. ARMY, PROBABLY EAT ORNISH INSTEAD OF MCDONALD'S HOT FUDGE, ICE CREAM SUNDAES.

***THESE PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE RHONDA ROUSEY MUST BE INHUMAN, TWINKIE. WHO CAN LIVE ON ANY ORNISH DIET 50% OF THE TIME EVEN?***

***PLEASE, GOD, GIVE ME THE WILLPOWER TO AT LEAST DO MORE SITUPS AND PUSHUPS THIS YEAR. IF I BREAK THIS INTO SMALL REPS, I CAN PROBABLY DO 400 SITUPS/DAY, AND 150 PUSHUPS/DAY, EVERYDAY, WITHOUT STOPPING, FOR THREE MONTHS, BY MY NEXT BIRTHDAY.***

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS OVER 35:

SINCE HAVING A HEART ATTACK IS PAINFUL, TO SAY THE LEAST, REPEAT THIS TO YOURSELF THREE TIMES IN A ROW, OR WRITE IT DOWN AND REFER TO IT BEFORE EATING:

"IT'S BEST TO ROLL UP VIETNAMESE GOI, RAW, CABBAGE, CARROT SLAW SALAD, COOKED, BONELESS, SKINLESS, CHICKEN BREAST/EXTRA FIRM TOFU, FRESH CILANTRO, FRESH MINT LEAVES, WITH RICE PAPER SUMMER ROLL WRAPPERS. MINCING THE GARLIC CLOVES, FOR NUOC CHAM SAUCE WILL GIVE ME A BETTER FEELING THAN HAVING PIZZA-INDUCED HEALTH PROBLEMS. I CAN BREW A WARM CUP OF FRESHLY-MINCED, GINGER ROOT AND STEVIA TEA INSTEAD."

***A HEART ATTACK WOULD FEEL LIKE BEING RUN OVER IN THE CHEST AREA, BY A MILITARY TANK, FOR A MONTH REPEATEDLY. TYPE II DIABETES CAN LEAD TO AMPUTATION OF MY LEGS. STROKE CAN CAUSE ME TO BE UNABLE TO SPEAK, OR WALK. COLON CANCER CAN CAUSE DEATH, DUE TO LONG-TERM, PIZZA ADDICTION.***

TO ALL HAWAIIAN PIZZA MAKERS:

IF I SPOKE IN MY SLEEP, I WOULD PROBABLY BE SAYING, "ONE LARGE, SPICY HAWAIIAN PIZZA, WITH DOUBLE, EXTRA ANCHOVIES AND DOUBLE, EXTRA BANANA PEPPERS, ON A HAND-TOSSED CRUST. ONE LARGE, HAND-TOSSED, PHILLY CHEESESTEAK WITH DOUBLE EXTRA BACON AND DOUBLE EXTRA, BANANA PEPPERS. A THIRD, LARGE HAND-TOSSED PIZZA, BACON CHEESEBURGER, WITH DOUBLE, EXTRA BANANA PEPPERS AND TWO LITERS OF CHERRY COKE ZERO. ALSO, SWIMSUIT ILLUSTRATED MAGAZINE NEEDS TO BE SUED BY EVERY FEMINIST IN COLORADO. THEY'RE ALL CRACK COCAINE, NARCOCULTURE PEDOPHILES."

TO ALL RADIOMEN FROM THE U.S. NAVY:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/28/us/colorado-planned-parenthood-shooting/index.html

ALL BANKS WITHIN A 100-MILE RADIUS ARE GOING TO NEED TO BE ACCOUNTABLE FOR ALL ASSETS. THIS WAS POSSIBLY THEIR OWN TERRORISTS, WHO WERE HIRED BY THEIR OWN BANK PRESIDENTS, TO ROB THEMSELVES, EXCLUDING "WIRELESS SECURITY TESTING/INTRUSION PENETRATION TESTING."

TO ALL D.E.A. COLORADO SPRINGS, N.C.I.S., POOR, MEXICAN-AMERICAN MUMS AT AMTRAK:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/27/us/colorado-shooting-probe/index.html

PLEASE BRING IN ALL THE WOLFE PEOPLE WHO ARE ISIL IN THE STATE OF COLORADO. THERE'S A BRIGITTE WOLFE MENTIONED IN ARTICLE ABOVE, AS AN "EYEWITNESS" THAT NEEDS TO BE VERIFIED AND APPROVED BY CHRISTIAN, U.S. SPECIAL FORCES.

***ALL THE BLOGGER CENSORS NEED TO BE REMOVED THAT ARE TRYING TO HACK MY BLOG.***

http://experience.usatoday.com/america/story/best-of-lists/2015/11/27/train-tours-america-usa-scenic-rail/72820994/

THIS WILL HOPEFULLY BECOME A PLACE TO OFFER CHOCOLATE FOOD FESTIVALS, MEXICAN FOODS, AND LIVE BLUES MUSIC EVERY HOUR.

TO ALL FEMALE FIREFIGHTERS WHO ARE VETERANS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/27/woman-set-on-fire/76464884/

AT THE BOTTOM OF THE NEWS ARTICLE, THERE ARE MANY CASES OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE INVOLVING SETTING THE FEMALE RAPE VICTIMS ON FIRE. THESE RAPE JIHADISTS NEED TO BE LOCATED, AS THEY SEEM TO BE MASS MURDERING WOMEN THROUGH ARSON.

UPDATED: TO KIA EXECUTIVES:

http://m.caranddriver.com/reviews/subaru-baja-first-drive-review

THE DISAPPOINTMENT REGARDING KIA'S MUD BOGGER CAN BE ADDRESSED BY OFFERING 75% DISCOUNTS ON NEW SKIS, AND SNOWBOARDS TO CUSTOMERS.

***TRY TO GET ED HARDY INTERIORS ON A FEW MODELS OF THE KIA MUD BOGGERS.***

TO ALL COLORADO CASINOS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/11/27/theft-cash-armored-truck/76459652/

IT'S TIME TO ORDER RETINAL-SCANNING BODY CAMERAS, BIOMETRIC LOCKS AT ALL COLORADO CASINOS, AND THEIR ARMORED VEHICLES. THE ARMORED TRUCK DRIVERS' FOOD AND BEVERAGES NEED TO BE TRACKED DOWN, ALONG WITH THEIR HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS IN CASE THEY WERE SCOPOLAMINED, AND/OR ROOFIED.

UPDATED: TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

IT'S TIME TO BRING IN ALL HIV-INFECTED F.B.I. AGENTS WITH THE STRIPPERS, TO DISTRIBUTE LATEX CONDOMS, CLEAN CRACK NEEDLES AND NEW, CRACK PIPES WITH ALL BAIL BONDSWOMEN. TRY TO GET ALL LADY GAGA OUTFITS ON TO HOST DANCE SAFE RAVES IN ALL PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS THAT ARE NOT ON LOCKDOWN IN COLORADO.

http://www.latestbobhairstyles.com/12-charming-short-asian-hairstyles-for-2015.html

PLEASE TRY TO ASK WAL-MART EXECUTIVES TO HAVE THIS LIPSTICK COLOR AVAILABLE FOR US, AS DEPICTED IN "SHORT, WAVY ASIAN HAIRSTYLE" PHOTO.

***THE REVLON COLORBURST BALMSTAIN IN "ADORE" (LIPGLOSS PENCIL FORM) IS ALSO EXCELLENT.***

http://www.earthlyadornments.com/antique-qing-porcelain-shard-pendant-on-chain-pdor406.html

AN ANTIQUE POTTERY SHARD  JEWELRY COLLECTION FOR EVERY CONTINENT WOULD BE GORGEOUS WITH HAMMERED COPPER BACKING. SEE LINK PHOTO ABOVE FOR INSPIRATION.

TO POOR MUMS

http://elegantlashes.com/Baby-Flare/

USE THESE ON YOUR UPPER EYELIDS, INSTEAD OF A FULL EYELASH SET FOR DRAMA, INSTEAD OF THOSE THICK, CLUMPY MASCARAS THAT CAN RUN, CAUSING A MESS.

TO ALL FEMINISTS IN COLORADO:

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/front-range/longmont/vandals-break-into-mountain-peak-private-school-damage-computer-equipment-and-ransack-desks

THE VANDALS AT LONGMONT, COLORADO ARE PART OF THE ISIL JIHADISTS IN COLORADO SPRINGS, AT THE PLANNED PARENTHOOD CLINIC.

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.1stdibs.com/blogs/the-study/parisian-apartments/?utm_source=outbrain&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=the-study-priority

THE MITERED EDGES OF THE CEILING MOLDINGS REQUIRES A POWER MITER SAW.

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/pdfImages/67/674425c4-12f8-4f13-836d-ca4cc2860c13.pdf&ved=0ahUKEwjs-oivt7HJAhUJVYgKHTv4ByQQFghLMAI&usg=AFQjCNH9LCf4j0Gtovy7G58TsT9y5RQhVw&sig2=E04BlXKqWHdo8ozq7DUGMg

TRY TO AQUIRE A RENTAL, POWER MITER SAW.

***FROM THE DOLLAR STORE, CHECK OUT THE 12 COLOR L.A. COLORS EYESHADOW PALETTE:

"BEP 423 TRENDY"

IT'S NEUTRAL FOR WARM, ASIAN, OLIVE, MEDIUM COMPLEXIONS. IT'S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE ONE. AVON'S MARK BRAND PALETTES HAD A METALLIC, MEDIUM, OLIVE GREEN EYESHADOW THAT'S ANOTHER FAVORITE. TRY A DOUBLE EYELINER: USE DARK BROWN CLOSEST TO YOUR UPPER EYELID AND LINE ABOVE IT WITH A DARK BLUE EYELINER.***

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.overstock.com/Home-Garden/Upton-Home-Keaton-Wall-Mount-Wine-Rack/9246355/product.html?refccid=C6WQOXF5CAZJXDSO7A3LKJ4DAI&searchidx=199

PLEASE CONSIDER PAINTING A TREE, SIMILARLY TO A WALL, AND BOLT METAL RINGS TO THE WALL, TO CONTAIN ALL THE COLORFUL, EMPTY WINE BOTTLES, DONATED BY FRIENDS/FAMILY MEMBERS. A STUD FINDER DEVICE IS NECESSARY, ALONG WITH THE ART STENCIL, PAINTERS TAPE, PAINTS, METAL BRACKETS, A POWER DRILL, A PENCIL TO MARK THE WALL AND SKETCH THE OUTLINES.

PRIME THE ENTIRE WALL, AFTER FILLING IN OLD, PICTURE WALL HANGING HOLES WITH DRYWALL PUTTY, THEN SAND IT. AFTER THAT, PRIME IT WITH A PRIMER PAINT THAT'S OIL-BASED. REPAINT AGAIN WITH RALPH LAUREN TAUPE, INTERIOR, PAINT IN GLOSSY, HIGH TRAFFIC PAINT. IF YOU HAVE ALL WHITE WALLS AND CEILINGS, ONE WALL IN THE DINING ROOM CAN BE BEIGE, TO DRAW ATTENTION TO THE DINING ROOM TABLE.

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN VETERANS:

MY HIGHLANDS RANCH, COLORADO MECHANICS LIED TO ME ABOUT WHAT I WROTE DOWN FOR THEM REGARDING THE YEAR OF MY CAR AND ABUSED ANOTHER ASIAN-AMERICAN FEMALE IN THEIR WAITING ROOM WITH ME.

TO ALL COLORADO LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/11/27/reports-active-shooter-barricaded-planned-parenthood-office-colo/76455300/

THESE ACTIVE SHOOTERS ARE PROBABLY MY OWN HEALTHCARE PROVIDERS. IT'S DR. ANOUP, JURI BOGUNIEWICZ AND THEIR LITTLETON, COLORADO COUNTRY CLUB.

TO ALL FRENCH PEDIATRICIANS:

PLEASE TRY TO FLY IN 25,000 FRENCH MEDICAL DOCTORS, WHO ARE PEDIATRICIANS, WITH TEN YEARS EXPERIENCE IN PARIS, FRANCE'S LARGEST, GENERAL HOSPITALS. THEY NEED TO FIRE AND THEN REHIRE EVERY U.S. MILITARY MEDICAL DOCTOR, UNTIL 95% ARE TAKEN TO U.S. MILITARY TRIBUNALS WITH DEATH PENALTIES. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN BY DECEMBER 1, 2015.

TO ALL MUMS IN COLORADO:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2015/11/27/sex-gender-birth-equality-military-supreme-court-column/76076496/

THEY CAN'T COMPETENTLY HANDLE A VAGINAL DELIVERY, YET REGULARLY INSIST ON SUBPAR CAESARIAN SECTIONS FOR BABIES, TWO MONTHS BEFORE THEIR DUE DATES.

THE MOTHER WAS TO BE PUT ON BEDREST, AT SIX MONTHS PREGNANCY, WITH WEEKLY, TWO-HOUR, HOME VISITS BY BOTH A MEDICAL DOCTOR, M.D., BOARD-CERTIFIED OB-GYN, AND A NURSE MIDWIFE (PRACTITIONER).

TO ALL MUMS IN COLORADO AND WYOMING:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/27/us/colorado-shooting-probe/index.html

TO ALL POOR IN THE U.S.:

THE CRACK COCAINE, CHILD MOLESTERS OF MARTHA STEWART'S, POSH, CAMP CUPCAKE FEDERAL PRISON WILL ALL NEED THE DEATH PENALTIES, VIA U.S. MILITARY TRIBUNALS. THEY ARE ISIL RAPE JIHADISTS, WHO TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME. MY OWN SISTER, TORA DUONG WENT THERE ALSO.

TO POOR MUMS IN MAINE:

PLEASE ALLOCATE A FUNDRAISER TO FARM USDA ORGANIC, ROSA DUMALIS ROSEHIPS, INDOORS, YEAR-ROUND, IN LUBEC, MAINE. HOPEFULLY WE CAN CONSTRUCT AN AUTOMATED, ORGANIC NEEM OIL, ANTIFUNGAL, MISTING SYSTEM WITH A TIMER (2X/WEEK, COMPLETELY COVERING ENTIRE PLANTS, ROOTBASES).

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS: SWEDISH BILBERRY SOUP:

https://abbeywinery.com/product/american-riesling/

FOR 4 CUPS OF COLORADO HONEYDEW MELONS AND CANTALOUPE BALLS, EACH SCOOPED WITH A MELON BALL SCOOP TO HALF A GOLF-BALL SIZE:

http://www.food.com/recipe/scandinavian-blueberry-soup-235482

POUR INTO A LARGE POT. ADD A BOTTLE OF THIS RIESLING (SWEDISH SUN WINE SUBSTITUTE), AND 12 CUPS OF SWEDISH BILBERRY/BLUEBERRY SOUP. SUBSTITUTE ALL SUGAR FOR ORGANIC, STEVIA POWDER IN THE BLUEBERRY SOUP RECIPE ABOVE.

NEXT, SIMMER FOR 20 MINUTES ON MEDIUM HEAT, WHILE STIRRING OCCASIONALLY/EVERY 5 MINUTES. FINALLY, ADD A DOLLOP OF REDUCED-FAT, PASTEURIZED, WHIPPED CREAM ON TOP BEFORE SERVING WARM/COLD.

http://www.swedishfreak.com/nature/swedish-berries/

THE AMERICAN BLUEBERRIES ARE FINE BUT MAINE, WILD BLUEBERRIES ARE BEST. IF YOU GET SICK OFTEN, SWITCH TO A BABY FOOD METHOD OF COOKING ALL FOODS IN WINE, FOR DOUBLE THE TIME REQUIRED TO COOK IT. THIS WILL KILL MORE BACTERIA, PARASITES, AND WORMS. HOPEFULLY, IT WILL REDUCE THE FOODS' ACIDITY, AND OXALIC ACIDS.

TO POOR MUMS IN MAINE:

http://www.swedishfood.com

GLOGG RECIPE:

https://abbeywinery.com/product/2011-colorado-merlot-divinity/

ONE BOTTLE OF HOLY CROSS ABBEY WINERY'S 2012 COLORADO MERLOT DIVINITY WINE, MIXED WITH ORGANIC, SWEDISH MULLING SPICES (5 TBL ORGANIC, CINNAMON POWDER, 4 TBL ORGANIC, CLOVE POWDER), 5 TBL OF ORGANIC, STEVIA POWDER, AND FOUR CUPS OF AN ORGANIC, LINGONBERRY MARTINI. SIMMER OVER STOVE FOR 10 MIN. ON MEDIUM HEAT, STIRRING OCCASSIONALLY WITH EXTRA LONG, SAIGON CINNAMON STICKS.

http://drink.betterrecipes.com/lingonberry-cardamom-martini.html

***PEELED, FRESH, WHOLE PEARS CAN BE BAKED IN THIS GLOGG, BUT ADD 5 TBL OF ORGANIC, VANILLA EXTRACT TO IT, BEFORE POURING IT OVER THE PEARS IN A CROCK POT, COMPLETELY COVERED, FOR AN HOUR ON THE LOW/MED HEAT SETTING.***

TO JEWISH CHEFS AND POOR MUMS IN MAINE:

http://www.igourmet.com/swedishfood.asp

BRANNVINSOST CHEESE QUICHES WITH MAINE FIDDLEHEAD FERN AND FRESH, GRILLED HERRING FILLETS, DE-BONED, CAN BE SERVED INSIDE A COOKED, TURKEY BACON STRIP-WOVEN BOWL.

***TRY TO MAKE A MORE BUTTERMILK-TASTING, SUGAR-FREE, FAT-FREE, REDUCED CARB, BRANNVINSOST CHEESECAKE WITH USDA ORGANIC BILBERRY PRESERVES.***

TO ALL JEWISH CHEFS AND POOR MUMS IN MAINE:

PLEASE CREATE A QUICHE LINE WITH MAINE, WILD EDIBLES SUCH AS FIDDLEHEAD FERN, COMBINED WITH SWEDISH, TINNED SEAFOODS. PLEASE SUBSTITUTE THE SWEDISH, FERMENTED HERRING (MORE ANCHOVY-LIKE) WITH JEWISH/KOSHER, PICKLED HERRING, IF THAT'S UNAVAILABLE.

http://www.swedishfood.com/fermented-herring

TO POOR MUMS IN MAINE:

THE APPLE BUTTER NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO YELLOW CAKES WITH FAT-FREE RICOTTA CHEESE, THREE EXTRA EGG YOLKS, AND ROLLED LIKE GRAMMY RIER'S FRUIT JELLY CAKE ROLL. FILL THE LAYERS PRIOR TO ROLLING IT, WITH FAT-FREE, PUMPKIN BUTTER AND FAT-FREE MASCARPONE CHEESE. ADD A BIT OF LEMON ZEST TO ALL OF IT.

***SUGAR-FREE IS BEST, SO GATHER ALL STEVIA-SWEETENED APPLE AND PUMPKIN BUTTERS. THE JELLY ROLL TOPS CAN BE DUSTED WITH STEVIA POWDER INSTEAD OF CONFECTIONERS SUGAR, WHICH CAUSES DIABETES AND TOOTH DECAY.***

TO COLORADO PTA MUMS AND GRANDMOTHERS:

http://countrylivinghomedecor.com/certified-international-botanical-birds-dinnerware.html

PLEASE TRY TO FIND LOCAL ARTISANS TO PRODUCE THIS TYPE OF DINNERWARE SET FOR ALL COLORADO FARMER'S MARKETS.

TO ALL POOR, BATTERED MUMS:

PLEASE ENVISION TAKING YOUR NEWBORN TO WORK, IN LAW ENFORCEMENT AND THE U.S. MILITARY. WHO IS NOT ALLOWED ALONE WITH THEM?

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.ehow.com/info_7750060_many-make-queen-size-comforter.html

TWO QTY OF 60" FABRIC MAKES A QUEEN COMFORTER/DUVET COVER. YOU CAN MAKE FLEECE DUVET COVERS, 6 QTY FOR $50 APPROXIMATELY, PLUS $6 FLAT-RATE SHIPPING. HERE'S A NEUTRAL, IVORY COLOR.

https://www.voguefabricsstore.com/Wholesale-Anti-Pill-Polar-Fleece-Ivory-12-yds-WH-Fleece-Ivory.html

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.monave.com/loose-mineral-foundation/saturnina-loose-mineral-foundation/

TRY BLENDING SATURNINA, MINERAL, FOUNDATION POWDER INTO NEUTROGENA DRY-TOUCH SUNSCREEN SPF 75 AND 100, SO IT DOESN'T LOOK CHALKY FOR THE OILY, MEDIUM, ASIAN, OLIVE SKIN COMPLEXIONS.

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

TRY TO GET A PROFESSIONAL, RACE CAR DRIVER TO DRIVE A BASELINE MODEL, SMART CAR FROM VAIL TO CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL, SWEDISH HOSPITAL, DENVER VA MEDICAL CENTER, AND ST. ANTHONY'S HOSPITAL, AT 2 A.M. EVERY MORNING, FOR AN ENTIRE 31 DAYS/A MONTH.

***PLEASE, TRY TO START A FEMINIST BUSINESS, PLOWING ALL DENVER METRO ROADS AND SANDING THEM EVERY HOUR, WHEN THERE'S SNOW AND ICE ON THEM.***

TO WAL-MART EXECUTIVES:

http://www.everki.com/products1/18-4-laptop-bags/titan-checkpoint-friendly-laptop-backpack-fits-up-to-18-4-detail

WE'RE GOING TO NEED THIS SIZE, IN RED, WITH REFLECTORS, WATERPROOF, AND HAVE AN ADDITIONAL WAIST BELT FOR $50/UNDER.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.banggood.com/50X-Foam-Artificial-Flower-Wedding-Party-Bridal-Bouquet-Decor-DIY-p-943837.html

EVERYTHING USUALLY GOES WELL WITH WHITE ROSE, FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.banggood.com/Wholesale-Science-and-Discovery-Toys-c-3308.html

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.banggood.com/Men-PU-Business-Casual-Black-Brown-Shoulder-Messenger-Bag-Handbag-p-1004616.html

YOU CAN PROBABLY GET A SEAMSTRESS TO SEW ON BACKPACK SHOULDER STRAPS TO THESE BAGS ALSO. THAT WAY YOU CAN HAVE AN EXTRA ONE AT WORK FOR GOING TO THE REC CENTERS, GYMS AND YOGA STUDIOS.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.banggood.com/35L-Waterproof-Nylon-Outdoor-Hiking-Backpacks-Travel-Outdoor-Sport-School-Mountain-Bags-p-979241.html

THE KIDS WILL ALL NEED RED BACKPACKS WITH REFLECTORS.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.banggood.com/12-Colors-Lip-Liner-Set-15cm-Long-Lasting-Makeup-Pencil-p-969900.html

HERE'S 12 LIP LINER PENCILS FOR $5.

TO ALL GRANDMOTHERS:

ALL THE VICTORIA'S SECRET MAKEUP DESIGNERS NEED TO BE REORGANIZED. THE AMERICAN COSMETICS INDUSTRY NEED TO HAVE ORGANIC, NEUTRAL, DAYTIME, NON-GLITTERY LIP GLOSSES THERE, NOT PEDOPHILIA MERCHANDISE.

TO ALL FEMINIST MINORITIES:

http://m.facevaluesonline.com/309974891097.html

THE MISOGYNISTS ARE AT ALMAY, DESIGNING AND MARKETING LIP MAKEUP AS "RHYMES WITH 'UCKER."

TO ALL POOR MUMS IN COLORADO:

http://www.buybuybaby.com/store/product/foundations-reg-lx-trade-6-passenger-stroller/1043264414?categoryId=32578

PLEASE TRY TO GATHER ALL TOYS R US STORE MANAGERS TO DONATE 500,000 QTY OF THIS TO ALL MINORITY, WIC, EBT MUMS IN COLORADO. IT'S BETTER TO ROLL THE GROCERIES, DIAPER BAGS AND 4 KIDS THIS WAY.

TO ALL TOYS R US SHOPPERS IN COLORADO:

REMEMBER HOW I HAVE A STUFFED MONKEY TOY? THE CRIMINAL STALKERS ACTUALLY SPED AROUND ME, AND THREW A STUFFED MONKEY ONTO THE I-70 EASTBOUND HIGHWAY IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, RIGHT NEXT TO BARNES AND NOBLES, IN THE DENVER WEST SHOPPING CENTER THIS SUMMER. THEY'RE BRUTAL SAVAGES THAT WANT TO MOLEST ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN, U.S. NAVY SEALS. IT'S THE PEDOPHILES THAT WORK AT THE TOYS R US, WHERE I GOT THE STUFFED MONKEY.

TO TWINKIE: PRIVATE, CONFIDENTIAL INFORMATION:

BELLA HAS AGAIN SUCCESSFULLY CHASED HER OWN TAIL, WHILE PRETENDING TO CUDDLE IN BED, FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES AND EVEN CHOMPED DOWN ON HER TAIL END A FEW TIMES. SHE LAYS ON TOP OF THE STUFFED MONKEY TOY OR TRIES TO PERCH ON MY SHOULDER AS I SLEEP.

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

http://experience.usatoday.com/america/story/theme-parks/2015/11/25/disney-parks-world-disneyland-holiday-celebrations/75216786/

ALL THE DISNEY ON ICE TICKETS NEED TO BE PROMOTED IN EVERY U.S. STATE TO BOOST OVERSEAS TRAVEL/TOURISM/INVESTORS TO THE U.S. WE NEED TO ALL TRY TO SPEAK IN PARISIAN FRENCH AGAIN.

TO ALL POOR VETERANS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/11/26/escape-rooms-the-new-it-game.cnn?iid=ob_homepage_featured_pool&iref=obnetwork

THESE CAUCASIAN BRAWLERS WERE DISTRACTING LAW ENFORCEMENT, TO ROB ALL THE BANKS WITHIN A 100-MILE RADIUS OF EACH PUBLIC ALTERCATION. THIS INCLUDES ALL THE MEN DRESSED AS WOMEN, WHO SLIP INTO FEMALE RESTROOMS, WITH GUNS AT THESE MAJOR CITY, WAL-MART STORES.

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN, FEMINIST VETERANS:

CAN HIGHLANDS RANCH, NIGHT SHIFT, DEL TACOS REFUSE TO ACCEPT DEBIT CARD PAYMENTS FROM ASIAN-AMERICAN VETERANS, AND ONLY TAKE CASH? THIS CAUSES MORE ROBBERIES, IF THERE'S TOO MUCH CASH TRANSACTIONS THERE.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN MUMS:

WHY DO THE KKK RUN THE KFC FRIED CHICKEN FRANCHISES IN COLORADO? THEY OFTEN LEAVE THEIR CASH REGISTERS UNATTENDED DURING STORE HOURS, THEN APPEAR AFTER TEN MINUTES AT THE FRONT COUNTER. I SUSPECT THEY'RE SHOOTING UP IV, ILLICIT DRUGS IN THE BACK ALLEYS, ON THEIR WORK SHIFTS.

TO ALL POOR MUMS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/20/europe/russia-war-on-cheese/

THIS IS SO THE RUSSIAN DRUG CARTELS CAN MASS-POISON THE STARVING ORPHANS, ELDERLY, AND ALL FEMALES IN THE U.S. THIS IS WHAT THE DRUG CARTELS ARE DOING AT BLACKHAWK, COLORADO.

TO ALL VETERANS IN LAW ENFORCEMENT:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/17/asia/japan-yakuza-boss-found-dead/?iid=ob_mobile_article_footer_expansion&iref=obnetwork

PLEASE INCREASE THE JOB FAIR CLOTHING DONATIONS SO ALL VETERANS CAN APPEAR LIKE DEPICTED IN ABOVE LINK.

TO ALL FEMALE, MINORITY, CIVIL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/24/opinions/liu-race-poll/index.html

THE AMOUNT OF SELF-AGGRANDIZING RACIST/JIM CROW ATTORNEYS, AND LAW ENFORCEMENT, WHO CLAIM THEY'RE BEING TARGETED FOR THEIR ARYAN, CHRISTIAN, STRONG, GERMAN, FAMILY VALUES, HAS TO BE REASSESSED BY THE N.A.A.C.P.

TO ALL POOR, MINORITY, VETERAN MUMS FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/world/2015/11/25/76398578/

PLEASE INCREASE THE RECRUITMENT EFFORTS FOR POOR, FEMALE, MINORITY, ENLISTED INTO THE U.S. MILITARY, AT ALL PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOLS.

TO POOR MUMS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/11/26/7-harvest-festivals-around-world-make-thanksgiving-look-boring-global-post/76409138/

PLEASE TRY TO GATHER ALL WIC, EBT ORPHANS WITH THE PTA'S FOR CELEBRATING THESE TRADITIONS IN A SAFE, HEALTHY, AND BUDGET-CONSCIOUS MANNER. MOONCAKES CAN BECOME, SUGAR-FREE, SALT-FREE, WHOLE-GRAIN, AND CHOLESTEROL-FREE.

TO POOR MUMS:

PLEASE GET ALL OLD, CIGAR AND JEWELRY BOXES TO REPAINT AS REUSABLE CHRISTMAS GIFT BOXES. THE KIDS NEED TO USE FOOD COLORING TO DYE RAW, DRIED, ELBOW MACARONI PASTA NOODLES FOR BEADING NECKLACES ONTO YARN/STRING.

UPDATED: TO N.C.I.S. AND ALL NATIVE AMERICAN FEMINISTS:

https://www.petfinder.com/petdetail/32121069

WHO PREVIOUSLY OWNED THE MOHAWK DOG NAMED WINNIE? THAT'S MY NICKNAME AND I'M ALSO THE MUM OF A MOHAWK, FROM THE TRI-STATE.

TO N.A.A.C.P.:

http://awos.petfinder.com/shelters/CO358.html

THE BLACK KITTENS AND CATS FROM PETFINDER.COM NEED CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP.

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN F.B.I. AND N.A.A.C.P.:

REMEMBER THAT THE SHELTERS IN TABLE MOUNTAIN, GOLDEN, COLORADO, WHERE I GOT MY CAT, CHESTER, AND JACK (PREVIOUSLY NAMED STUBBY, MY BLACK LAB-DASCHUND HOUND MIX DOG) WERE REPORTED BY MYSELF AS BEING ABUSED BY THEIR PREVIOUS OWNERS.

CHESTER WAS TAKEN TO TABLE MOUNTAIN ANIMAL SHELTER, BECAUSE A TRUCK RAN HIM OVER, BEFORE I ADOPTED HIM. THE DOG, JACK, PREVIOUSLY NAMED STUBBY BY RACIST OWNERS, CRATED HIM, AND HE BROKE OUT. HE THEN GOT SMASHED THROUGH A WINDOW PANE, BEFORE BEING TAKEN TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER NEAR EVERGREEN, WHERE I LATER ADOPTED MYSELF.

UPDATED: TO ALL POOR MUMS:

http://money.cnn.com/2015/11/26/pf/black-friday-deals/index.html

REMEMBER, THROUGHOUT THE YEAR, TRY TO VISIT A FEW OF THE LARGEST THRIFT STORES, THREE TIMES PER YEAR. FOR BLACK FRIDAY, TRY TO GET HOUSEHOLD AND FOOD PANTRY NECESSITIES FIRST. AVOID USING STORE CREDIT, OR CREDIT CARDS. HOPEFULLY, THE QUALITY OF PREPAID, VISA GIFT CARDS FROM SAFEWAY IMPROVES.

http://www.schwans.com

SCHWAN'S FOOD DELIVERY HAS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS ON THE LIVESMART, HEALTHIER ITEMS. CHECK OUT THEIR FREE APP, ON GOOGLE PLAY, AFTER INSTALLING LOOKOUT AND MY PERMISSIONS APPS, WHICH ARE FREE, ON GOOGLE PLAY.

TO ALL ASIAN-AMERICAN VETERANS IN THE U.S.:

PLEASE REMOVE THE FEMALE, CAUCASIAN, HISPANIC-AMERICAN, AND AFRICAN-AMERICAN, "GANGSTA" CASHIERS, CORPORATE EXECUTIVES, AT ALL WAL-MART STORES, IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.

TO ALL POOR, MINORITY VETERANS IN COLORADO:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/11/27/pope-francis-kenya-visit/76440712/

PLEASE, DENOUNCE THE YELLOW, VISA, PREPAID GIFT CARDS FROM SAFEWAY IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO, UNTIL LAW ENFORCEMENT CAN TEST THEM ONLINE AND IN-PERSON AT ALL WAL-MART STORES IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.

TO SAFEWAY GENERAL MANAGERS, CHASE BANK, F.T.C. AND BBB IN DENVER, COLORADO:

THE PREPAID, VISA, YELLOW GIFT CARDS FROM LAKEWOOD, COLORADO'S SAFEWAY HAVE ISSUES WITH ONLINE RETAILERS, EXCEPT FOR PAYPAL. THE WAL-MART CHECKOUT LINES' MAGNETIC READERS' WON'T ACCEPT THEM EITHER. ISN'T THAT STRANGE?

UPDATED: TO POOR MUMS WHO ARE "PRO BONO, WEDDING PLANNERS":

"YOU HAD ME AT BACON ROSES" IS A BETTER SLOGAN FOR A WEDDING CAKE, BECAUSE MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE A THREE-TIERED, GROOM'S MINI-CUPCAKE STAND, MADE ENTIRELY OF TURKEY BACON ROSES, DIPPED INTO MEXICAN, SPICY, DARK CHOCOLATE, MOLE SAUCE.

***"FRIES BEFORE GUYS" CAN BE THE BRIDAL CAKE TABLE THEME, WITH CURLY, JACK-IN-THE-BOX-INSPIRED, SWEET POTATO, BAKED FRIES IN EVERY FLAVOR, AND LAYERED INTO EVERY MEXICAN, PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS, WITH TURKEY BACON-WOVEN TACOS, INSTEAD OF TYPICAL BREAD ROLLS.***

***YOU CAN EVEN GIVE OUT KITCHEN MAGNETS, WITH THE BRIDE AND GROOM'S PICS, AND THOSE SLOGANS, IN YOUR THANK-YOU CARDS, AFTER THE HONEYMOON.***

TO ALL POOR, FEMALE, MINORITY VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2015/11/26/thanksgiving-black-friday-deals/76326962/

IT'S TIME TO VISIT (IN-PERSON) THREE, MAJOR, F.D.I.C. BANKS AND COMPARISON SHOP FOR THREE DIFFERENT BANKS' FREE, NO-MINIMUM, CHECKING, AND SAVINGS ACCOUNTS NOW. IF YOUR MONEY ISN'T HELD AT ANY BANKS, PLEASE VISIT THE MAJOR BANKS AND STORE YOUR VALUABLES, CASH THERE INSTEAD.

PLEASE, TRY TO DO THIS EVERY YEAR, ON AUGUST 19TH, OCT. 19TH, NOV. 19TH, DEC. 19TH, JAN. 19TH, AND FEB. 19TH ALSO. THIS WAY, YOU WILL STORE ALL GIFTS THAT ARE VALUABLE AT THE BANKS, WHICH MAKES YOU AND YOUR NEIGHBORS SAFER.

MOST LIKELY, YOU CAN HAVE DECOY JEWELRY AT SOME BANKS, AND AT HOME INSTEAD OF YOUR REAL JEWELRY, VALUABLE GIFTS, AND CASH. KEEP USELESS GIFT CARDS THAT LOOK LIKE REAL CREDIT CARDS, COSTUME JEWELRY RINGS, $75 CASH, IN A WALLET, IN CASE OF MUGGINGS/CAR JACKINGS, AND WEAR CLOTHING WITH HIDDEN POCKETS FOR YOUR REAL WALLET AS YOU SHOP THROUGHOUT THE YEAR.

***THIS IS THE TIME OF YEAR FOR IDENTITY THEFT AND ROBBERS TO GAUGE/CRIMINALLY-STALK/CASE OUT EVERYONE, ESPECIALLY FEMALES FOR BURGLARIES/ROBBERIES AGAIN.***

TO ALL AFRICAN-AMERICAN CAT LOVERS:

THE MINUTE ANYONE MAKES THEIR BED, OR PREPARES FOR GETTING INTO ONE, CATS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE POISED TO LAUNCH THEIR BODIES UNDERNEATH THE BLANKETS. IT'S LIKE THE KINDERGARTEN PARACHUTE GAME TO THEM. THERE'S A STRAY, SHORT-HAIRED, BLACK, ADULT CAT, APPROXIMATELY 10 POUNDS, THAT NEEDS TO BE FOUND NEAR JEFFERSON COUNTY OPEN SCHOOL IN LAKEWOOD, COLORADO.

TO ALL JEWISH FEMINISTS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2015/11/26/trump-blasted-mocking-disabled-reporter/76409418/

FRIM NOW ON, DON'T LEAVE ANY OF THE CAR ACCIDENT VICTIMS ALONE WITH JEB BUSH, OR DONALD TRUMP. HIS SECRET SERVICE-LEVEL GUARDS AREN'T JEWISH FEMINISTS.

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

http://www.usatoday.com/videos/news/nation/2015/11/27/76439956/

WE NEED THE HOMELESS HERE TO BE ISSUED CELLPHONES, LAPTOPS, AND TYPING SOFTWARE IN BILINGUAL, SPANISH AND ENGLISH. MAVIS BEACON TYPING SOFTWARE HAS TO BE IN SPANISH AND ENGLISH.

TO ALL F.D.A. JEWISH DOCTORS, UROGYNECOLOGISTS AND FAMILY PHYSICIANS:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2015/11/27/worst-drivers-carinsurancecomparison-study-nhtsa/76317220/

THIS IS DUE TO THE BILLINGS, MONTANA DRUG CARTELS IN DENVER METRO, COLORADO AT THE DENVER VA MEDICAL CENTER WHO PERFORM MEDICAL SURGERIES ON VETERANS, WITH CATASTROPHIC RESULTS.

NOW, THE FORMER, U.S. ARMY NURSE WHO WAS IN THE WAITING ROOM WITH ME, BEFORE I SAW DR. JACK CUNNINGHAM III, HAS NO ACCESS TO HEALTHCARE, TO REPAIR ALL HER BLADDER, AND PELVIC MESH INJURIES.

THAT IS SIMILAR TO WHAT DR. ANOUP DESCRIBED TO ME, ABOUT THE UROLOGICAL ROBOT-ASSISTED SURGERIES TO UNNECESSARILY REMOVE ENLARGED PROSTATES AND THE NERVES FROM ELDERLY MEN IN DENVER METRO, INDIANAPOLIS, INDIANA, AND THE TRI-STATE.

BACON BOWL FOR BUN BO HUE SALAD:

SERVE VIETNAMESE GOI (WITH BANANA BLOSSOMS, FINELY-SHREDDED), IN BACON BOWLS. BLEND BOILED, THINLY-SLICED, PIGS EARS, GOI, FRESH CILANTRO, AND BUN BO HUE IN RICE VERMICELLI NOODLE BOWL FORM TOGETHER WITH GREEN ONION OIL SAUCE. LEAVE TERIYAKI, THAI PEANUT SAUCE, AND NUOC CHAM DRESSING ON SIDES.

TO ALL ENLISTED:

TRY A CRUNCHY BACON BASKET BOWL, TO SERVE YOUR SUGAR-FREE, REDUCED-FAT, BUTTER PECAN GELATO, COVERED IN BAKLAVA. ALTERNATE EVERY FEW BAKLAVA LAYERS WITH CRUNCHY BACON STRIPS. SPRINKLE CORIANDER AND COCOA POWDER OVERTOP THE DESSERT CONCOCTION.

TO ALL ENLISTED:

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AFTER WEAVING AND BAKING YOUR BACON STRIPS INTO HARD TACOS, BRUSH THE INSIDES WITH MOLE SAUCE, AND USE IT FOR YOUR DEEP-FRIED, MYSTIC, CT, WHOLE BELLY CLAMS. ALWAYS TRAVEL THERE AND TO SAUSALITO, CALIFORNIA TO EAT A TON OF BACON MOLE SAUCE, SEAFOOD TACOS.

BACON ROSES DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE RECIPE LINK:

https://365daysofbacon.wordpress.com/2013/02/06/how-to-make-chocolate-bacon-roses/

THIS IS PERFECT WITH A BOWL OF GRITS IN THE MORNING.

UPDATED: SOUTHERN, APPLE-BUTTERED, SWEET POTATO CASSEROLE:

http://keepinitkind.com/sugar-free-salted-caramel-apple-butter/

COMBINE 50/50 SUGAR-FREE CARAMEL SAUCE (FOR SUNDAES) WITH SUGAR-FREE APPLE BUTTER. TOSS SWEET POTATO FRIES, SALTED, WITH IT IN A MIXING BOWL.

NEXT, ARRANGE IT IN A BUTTERED PAN, WITH SUGAR-FREE MARSHMALLOWS, AND SPRINKLE WITH CRUSHED, SOUTHERN PECANS. ROAST AGAIN, TO REHEAT AND MELT MARSHMALLOWS. SERVE IT IN BACON BOWLS WITH A DOLLOP OF CREME FRAICHE.

***USE ORGANIC, BROWN RICE BRAN OIL BUTTER TO GREASE PAN, AND BAKE THE FRIES ONLY.***

TO N.C.I.S.:

TERENCE MULLER FROM CHEMTURA IS SENDING VIRUSES TO MY ACCOUNT.

TO POOR MUMS:

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NAPKIN RINGS FOR LIGHT GRAY, NO-IRON, MACHINE WASHABLE NAPKINS. PIER ONE IMPORTS HAS A LINE THAT'S DESIGNED TO LOOK CRINKLY.

TO ALL PTA MUMS:

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PERFECT SITE FOR UPDATING HOME DECOR TEXTILES.

TO ALL VETERANS WHO ARE FIREFIGHTERS:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemtura

REMEMBER ALL THOSE TERRORISTS THAT WERE EMPLOYED AT CHEMTURA IN MIDDLEBURY, CONNECTICUT? PLEASE REORGANIZE ESPN IN HARTFORD METRO, CONNECTICUT ALSO.

TO ALL AUSTRALIANS:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/26/africa/africa-child-brides-unicef/index.html

PLEASE REQUEST A 5 BILLION U.S.D. WORLD VISION, UNICEF, UFC FUNDRAISER, THIS YEAR, SO THAT FOOD AID AND SAFE, CLEAN WATER WELLS CAN REACH THESE AFRICAN CHILDREN. THEY'RE ALL STARVING TO DEATH, AS AMERICAN FOOTBALL, AND RUGBY PLAYERS SHOOT UP THAT SAME AMOUNT EACH YEAR, IN ANABOLIC STEROIDS.

***PLEASE ALSO GET ALL ASIAN-AUSTRALIANS TO REMOVE THESE COLORADANS, WHO BELIEVE THEMSELVES TO BE LAW ENFORCEMENT/"KLAN LABS" AND "KOPS."***

TO ALL POOR MUMS:

http://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2015/11/26/rare-orange-baby-monkey-langur-sydney-australia-taronga-zoo-pkg.seven-network?iid=ob_homepage_NewsAndBuzz_pool&iref=obnetwork

SEE THE MIRACULOUS "PUMPKIN."

TO ALL UNIVERSITIES IN COLORADO:

https://www.royal.gov.uk/HistoryoftheMonarchy/KingsandQueensofEngland/TheAnglo-Saxonkings/Overview.aspx

TODAY, PLEASE ATTEMPT TO SURVIVE THE TREK TO BLACKHAWK, CASINOS TO RE-ENACT "BRAVEHEART" AND "GLADIATOR" IN HEBREW. REMEMBER, THIS REQUIRES BLUE FACE PAINT AND TURQUOISE, SEQUINED, SNAKESKIN-PRINT, SCOTTISH KILTS, WITH MOHAWK, OSTRICH FEATHER, GODDESS HEADDRESSES.

THIS NEEDS TO BE A COMEDY SKIT WITH ACTUAL, MMA CAGEFIGHTING, WWF-STYLE. LAUNCH EVERYONE FROM THE CAGE FIGHTING ROPES IN FLYING LEAPS, AND REMEMBER TO THROW IN DRUNKEN MONKEY KUNG FU. THIS HAS TO BE A "NACHO LIBRA" THANKSGIVING SKIT THAT CAN GET ST. JUDE'S RESEARCH HOSPITAL FREE PUBLICITY. EVERY NASCAR FAN NEEDS TO BE CLUTCHING THEIR TURKEY DRUMSTICKS, IN THE AUDIENCE, WITH BLUE FACE PAINT.

TO POOR MUMS:

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ELECTRICAL HAZARD BOOTS FROM BOOT BARN'S MEN'S SECTION IS IMPRESSIVE, FOR HIGH-ALTITUDE (HIGH-LIGHTNING RISK) HIKING, OVER 9,000 FT ABOVE SEA-LEVEL. REMEMBER, BRING A WATER BLADDER BACKPACK, FLEECE BALACLAVA, SCARF, GLOVES, SKI LONG UNDERWEAR, AND BLIZZARD-LEVEL COAT THAT'S HIGH WIND-RESISTANT. IN THE SUMMERTIME, YOU SHOULD DRESS IN LAYERS, AS IT CAN STILL BE QUITE COLD.