TO ALL VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

THERE IS PROBABLY A LARGE AMOUNT OF SUBARU VEHICLE OWNERS NEEDING TO DONATE THEIR BODIES TO UNETHICAL, MEDICAL STUDIES, PLASMA, AND SPERM, FOR COVERING THEIR MAINTENANCE COSTS, WHICH UNFORTUNATELY COST AN ARM AND A LEG. IF THE DESIGN OF SUBARUS COULD INCLUDE ECONOMICAL, LONG-TERM PARTS REPLACEMENT, THIS WOULD KEEP EVERYONE FROM DEVELOPING ANEMIA, PAH/PULMONARY ARTERIAL HYPERTENSION, OR HAVING FUTURE LOOKALIKES.