TO ASIAN-AMERICAN C.I.A., U.S. NAVY SEALS, AND N.C.I.S.:

BARNES AND NOBLES PARKING LOT IN DENVER WEST SHOPPING CENTER, ACROSS FROM COLORADO MILLS, LAKEWOOD, COLORADO AT 6:52 PM, ON 1/21/16:

YESTERDAY, SHORTLY AFTER LEAVING THERE, AN ARYAN, CAUCASIAN MALE WAS SMOKING A CIGARETTE AND LINGERING NEXT TO A U.S. AIR FORCE VEHICLE PARKED NEXT TO MINE. HE WAS SABOTAGING VEHICLES THERE.

***SHORT, WAVY, BLOND HAIR, 5'11, THIRTIES-LOOKING, AND ABOUT THE WEIGHT OF DEPUTY TONY.***