TO D.C. METRO VETERANS FROM ENLISTED:

TELL THE C.I.A. TO CHARGE THE UPS POWER GENERATORS ON AN EMERGENCY ESCROW ACCOUNT, TAKEN FROM THE U.S. MILITARY'S NAVY YARD FUNDING. THOSE SAILORS, WITH AMERICORPS, AND RED CROSS VOLUNTEERS WILL NEED TO MUSTER UP ALL HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL TEAMS, INTO HEIGHT LINES, WITHIN A 200-MILE RADIUS OF THE D.C. MONUMENT TO FILL IN THE GAPS, WHERE FEMA FAILED.

***TAKE THE HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL PLAYERS UNWILLING TO VOLUNTEER FOR THE 500 NATIONAL GUARDS IN, TO THE POLICE STATIONS FOR RETINAL-SCANNING, LEGITIMATE DRUG-TESTING AND FINGERPRINTS.***