TO ALL WELSH-AMERICAN, BATTERED MUMS: REAL STUFF THAT MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND:

THINGS THAT MAKE THE 'ROUND:

DESIGN SOFTWARE FOR EVERYTHING IN CELLPHONE AND TABLET APP FORM

AN ELEGANT, YET USEFUL SPREADSHEET, AND DATABASE

INDIVIDUALITY IN LETTERHEAD AND BUSINESS STATIONERY, FOR IDENTITY THEFT, PREVENTION PURPOSES (ESPECIALLY IF REDESIGNED EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK)

FIRMWARE UPGRADES EVERY SINGLE SECOND, FOR SECURITY PURPOSES

IRA WINKLER'S BOOKS 

BUNCHES OF FRESH PARSLEY FOR TABBOULEH SALAD

SYRIAN "SOUL FOOD" PITA BREAD, FRESH-BAKED DAILY FROM KABOB STATION IN WESTMINSTER, COLORADO 

CINNABONS IN AUTUMNAL, PUMPKIN-ICED FLAVORS 

SPICED, PUMPKIN CHAI

LOUD, OBNOXIOUS SLOGANS/MNEMONIC DEVICES

TEMPURPEDIC MATTRESSES AND MATTRESS PADS

AUSSIE WOOL AND DOWN COMFORTERS

CANADIAN, FAIR-WAGE, NATURAL DIAMONDS

(ESPECIALLY IF EMBEDDED WITH NANOTECHNOLOGY SIGNATURE VERIFICATIONS, DUE TO THE SYNTHETIC/LAB-CREATED DIAMOND MARKET)

THE LOVELY VOLUNTEERS WHO ARE WILLING TO: 

A) OPEN A YOUNG COCONUT WITH A CLEANED POWER DRILL

B) BRING THE USDA ORGANIC, RAW CARROTS FOR SNACKING

C) MAKE THE  KIM CHI, PICKLED (VIET) MUSTARD GREENS, SPICY PICKLES AND SAUERKRAUT IN HOMEMADE BATCHES

BANANA LOAF BREAD WITH GREEK YOGURT MIXED INTO IT

QUICK, MEXICAN, BEER BREAD MIXES WITH JALAPENOS, AND CHEESE

BEER-CAN CHICKEN

PICKLE CHIPS 

SOUTHERN-SPICED PECANS

REINDEER CANDYCANES

CASHMERE AND BABY ALPACA YARN/CRAFT FESTIVALS

JAPANESE CUISINE, TEXTILES, WOOD FURNITURE, AND POTTERY

CHOPPING WITH MEAT CLEAVERS, FOR THE SMASHED, PEELED, TRIMMED, GARLIC CLOVES AND GINGER ROOT

THE BAGELS THAT ARE BOILED IN HONEY WATER BEFORE BEING BAKED

A FUEL-CELL HONDA FIT WITH A V-6, NON-CVT, LEXUS, AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSION, WITH ALL WHEEL DRIVE AND STUDDED, SNOW TIRES THAT ARE ALL MATCHING, SET TO MANUFACTURER'S COLD-LEVEL RECOMMENDATIONS.

TOOLS THAT DON'T GET STOLEN

THE BODY LANGUAGE GESTURE THAT MEANS "KISS MY ASS," ESPECIALLY WHEN COMBINED WITH THE MIDDLE FINGER

BIG KAHUNA'S HAWAIIAN PIZZA

THE NORTH SHORE IN OAHU, HAWAII
(PRONOUNCED ha-VIE-ee)

PEOPLE THAT PRONOUNCE MELBOURNE mel-BIN

PEOPLE WHO SPELL GREY WITH AN "E"

THE GORGEOUS KIMONOS IN "LAWLESS KINGDOM"

ALL ZHANG ZIYI FILMS

THE BUDDHIST TEMPLES' GONGS, AND TIBET AN SINGING BOWLS