TO ALL POOR, ENLISTED, VETERAN MINORITIES:

THE SCHWAN FOOD DELIVERY DATABASE ATTACHED TO THEIR MOBILE APP IS PUTTING IN DUPLICATE ORDERS. THE SCHWAN I.T. STAFF NEED TO BE FIRED AND REPLACED. THE ORDER I RECEIVED TODAY IS A DUPLICATE ORDER. WHATEVER THEY ARE ROLLING OUT OR IMPLEMENTING ON THEIR MOBILE APP, DATABASES WILL NEED TO BE COMBED THROUGH BY N.C.I.S. AND SECRET SERVICE BECAUSE IT'S CONNECTED TO ALL PANDA EXPRESS TRIAD AND CORPORATE ESPIONAGE FROM LAST YEAR'S INVESTIGATIONS.