UPDATED: TO ALL BAILEY HIGH SCHOOL FATHERS:

IF ANYMORE CRACK ADDICTS SHOW UP AT MY DOOR, I AM GOING TO RIDE A ZEBRA OVER TO THEIR HOUSE AT NIGHT, TO DRAG THEM IN FOR N.C.I.S.

PLEASE GATHER HOMELESS, WHITE HORSES AND PAINT BLACK STRIPES ONTO THEM, FOR THE D.C. METRO'S GHETTO, U.S. NAVY SEALS TO AUCTION, AS AN N.C.I.S. FUNDRAISER.